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Planning to put some fairy lights on my new Beetlejuice the Musical wall. I've thought about Green and Purple, but any other suggestions for the color? Preferably a pair.

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BEETLEJUICE YOUTOOZ COMING UP

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Maybe it’s Lute’s fault for trying to work during his weird meandering song about rent, hardcore and his dumb band…

Adam's voice by @eggonyourleg on twitter

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How many times have you watched this?

Me: Y3$

Honestly, at this point, just give them another project to work together on. Preferably a new Tim Burton directed film, or a live action Beetlejuice limited series.

Michael said he'd do Beetlejuice every year if he can, and of course as long as Tim's directing it and for sure when Winona is still Lydia.

Who can lip read? The hell are they saying?

Please, release more outtakes and bloopers of this film 🥹😭 Bring back the years when gag reels and bloopers came along with the DVD 😤

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Some things never change...

Even more than 30 years later.

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This Beetlejuice Funko Pop was released on the Fall of 2020.

The design kinda didn't made sense to me at that time because Betelgeuse never held or was shown to be holding the Handbook of the Recently Deceased in Beetlejuice (1988).

Fast forward to 4 years later, Fall of 2024, theatrical release of Beetlejuice Beetlejuice...

THE POINTING! THE SUIT! THE HANDBOOK! AND EVEN THE HAIR DESIGN OF THE FUNKO MATCHES SEQUEL BETELGEUSE HAIR!!! AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

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Okay, wait. So Batman faced off TWO Penguins ☂️ in Dumbo... But, he's the villain this time???

Did Colin Farrell got a seal of approval from Danny DeVito, Michael Keaton AND Tim Burton before his casting as Oswald "Oz" Cobb for The Batman? Freaking, hell, man. 🐧🐧🐧

V.A. Vandevere being sexy as hell.

Look at that strut. Keaton is way too underrated in this role.

Love how he gives Colette the once-over in her costume.

sound on. That voice . . . . . . . . .

His face, oof . . .

@liquidloz @unisimonart @yunafire @the--blackdahlia

Also have to add that Colin Farrell's American accent is so convincing I thought he really was American (I'd never seen him before).

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New ship alert!!!

And then this is probably their only interaction afterwards 😭😭😭

Why do I keep having doomed ships??? 😮‍💨

Fanarts and maybe that one fanfiction of them gonna save me until whenever the hell either of these two will appear next time (and that's when??? Next year????)

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I find it poetic that 'Beetlejuice Beetlejuice' is Tim Burton's No. 3 highest grossing film. That number is so magical for Beetlejuice 🥹🖤🤍🪲

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My keyboard knows me too much 😭😭😭

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I love Beetlebabes so much that it's been my phone's passcode since March 😭

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Human Betelgeuse/Beetlejuice AU where he's a couple of years older than Lydia and is the foster child of the Maitlands.

I accidentally put most of my thoughts in the tags 🤦🏻

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Feeling kinda nostalgic. I've probably read all of the completed (and ongoing & unfinished) works of Beetlejuice/Lydia Deetz in Archive of Our Own and Fanfiction.net.

Any suggestion of a Beetlebabes fanfic I can reread?

Preferably a lengthy one if incomplete. Any number of word count if complete (one-shot or multi-chapter). Any rating or genre. As long as it's a happy ending for Betelgeuse and Lydia.

Thanks!

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Who else ships the Deetzland (Delia/Charles/Barbara/Adam) only in the Musical?

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Brought to you by listening to "Say My Name (Beetlejuice the Musical)" on loop for Spotify Wrapped 2024 while reading a series of Rated E fanfics.

//The versions of Lydia and Betelgeuse/Beetlejuice I've had in mind when I started this kept blending from one to the other, so readers' choice and interpretation, you do you. I love all versions of the characters.//

"Say My Name (horny edition)"

You could use a Daddy (the alternative was fuck buddy, but fuck was sounding redundant in this stanza), Don't you wanna fuck? (Yes, I do! Yes, I do!) Babe, the way I see it, Your folks should just be leavin', And you should stick around,  (And fuck me.) What? I said fuck me So, Lydia don't end yourself, Bend me on the shelf, We can be fuck buddies, c'mon, Together we can fornicate, AND CONSUMMATE NO! My demon cock can't wait,  But, first you gotta say my name Go ahead and jump but that won't stop me, Here you got a long, thick, big D option, Honey, I can give you so much cane, All you gotta do is say my name Babes, just say it three times in a row, And you won't believe how deep I'll go, I'm already yours, but Lyds, Let's stop playin' this game, All you gotta do is say my name

And that's that, but let me just add the charades part cause it's so good. I didn't change anything there for obvious reasons...

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I don't know your name, Well, I can't say it, How 'bout a game of charades? Yes, let's play it

Two words Right Second word Uh-huh Drink? No Beverage? No Wine? No Juice? Yes

Okay, first word Okay Bug? No Ant? Close, but no Beetle? Yes

Beetlejuice?

Wow, I'm impressed, And all you gotta do is say my name three times, Three times in a row it must be spoken unbroken

Ready? Yeah Okay, go

Beetlejuice Yes Beetlejuice Yes Beeee~ Oh, oh, this is gonna be so good 'Cause

What?

I've got a draft for the rest of the song, but it could live without it