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My new food truck Joe Bidens America sells nothing but the finest dog meat. Get one fresh off the grill today at Joe Bidens America
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Hey it’s me, the devil on your shoulder. You can cut that tomato with a dull knife it’ll be fine probably
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it sounds stupid but nobody talks about how many years of joyful swimming transphobia and dysphoria take away from you
#😮💨😭#can I please find the courage needed to go back to the pool this friday#im still thinking about the hatecrime incident of last month whenever I consider going to a changing room#i hate this shit
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And what if I make MORE noodles today
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i went to mad at you island and for some reason every single steven universe character was there
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I wish I could go back in time and tell my 19 year old self that this is what she has to look forward to after transitioning.
#yeah #some part of me believes I would still have transitioned with all this knowledge#because imagining the last 6 years of my life without being myself would somehow feel at least just as terrible#it would be easier to get by sure. i would probably be able to get a job and friends#but the urge to kms would for sure have been more overwhelming than it is as a girl#because at least as a girl I get to have moments of happiness. real uncensored joy even if its just fleeting
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President Trump dialed into “Fox & Friends” on Tuesday morning and revealed his newest and truest motivation for brokering an end to the war in Ukraine: He’s worried he might not get into heaven after he dies. “I want to try and get to heaven, if possible,” he explained. “I’m hearing I’m not doing well. I am really at the bottom of the totem pole. But if I can get to heaven, this will be one of the reasons.”
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uh... goomba from the super mario bros games here. i jack off to white people
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video games are so bad man
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It was sooooo gooooood. Stir fry for breakfast is the food of all time. Mmm spicy scallion noodles
Mm what if. Spicy scallion noodle stir fry ?
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Mm what if. Spicy scallion noodle stir fry ?
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my breasts look sublime! #beyourownpervyoldman
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