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Y'all ever get to know someones taste in men and you just look at 'em like: "ayo, wtf??"

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Jimmy Carter didnt give up his peanut farm for this Tom Fuckery

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Ever wonder what its like to be a jedi with undiagnosed adhd? 'Cause I do. Like, way more than I have any buisness doing.

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Do you ever wonder how Magic and Intrusive thoughts mix together and go Boom? Because that would bean absolute shit shiw. It would be in and out of the intensive care unit every day at the Slytherin's Court.

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happy halloween 🎃

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Addams Family Values (1993) dir. Barry Sonnenfeld

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Characters selected by Bluesky and Twitter requests.

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?????

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"How do you write such realistic dialogue-" I TALK TO MYSELF. I TALK TO MYSELF AND I PRETEND I AM THE ONE SAYING THE LINE. LIKE SANITY IS SLOWLY SLIPPING FROM BETWEEN MY FINGERS WITH EVERY MEASLY WORD THEY TYPE OUT. THAT IS HOW.

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Amazingly accurate

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SEUNGMIN in ‘SUPERBOWL’ mv

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When you like a ship so much that you can read it and not even need the smut along with it. All you do is sigh like some victorian maiden receiving written poetry from a suitor for the first time.

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Modern Lan Jingyi is that guy who enjoys bizarre things, you know. Snail racing, cheese rolling, mud wrestling, Welly wanging. (Yes, welly wanging is an actual thing in the UK, I think most of the above is too. We have some weird shit going on.)

He’s convinced he’ll be world champion of one of these things and he randomly trains in them for a while before he hears of another obscure event he wants to be champion of.

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peace and love on planet earth, however the majority of mdzs fandom is wrong about lan wangji being unable to grill.

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People keep gossiping about LWJ marrying WWX and he's growing so tired of the old "The Yiling Laozu corrupted Hanguang-Jun" discourse that, one day, he decides to say something about it.

So, in a very public place...

"You lot should be glad Hanguang-Jun married me. Cause if I didn't have him to reel me in, I'd be fucking all of your wives and they'd all fall in love with me."

And Lan Wangji, in his undisturbed Lan-ness, nods solemnly as if he's declaring an absolute truth of the universe and says, "They would. I sure did."

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«This universe is so big Yet somehow I found you»