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I made this chainmail pattern, but I’m probably never gonna actually use it, so I’m throwing it into the internet void, hopefully to be found by someone who will enjoy it.

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This counts as vent art.

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His name is Tony Hawk

GOOD MOOOOOORNING VIETMAAAAAM we’re coming to you LIVE from my couch, where I lay with my cat after my roommate delivered me here from the karaoke bar. I had 4 drinks and I’m marathoning Big Tugg videos on youtube. What a time to be alive. We live in the future. Also my pinkie finger hurts.

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GOOD MOOOOOORNING VIETMAAAAAM we’re coming to you LIVE from my couch, where I lay with my cat after my roommate delivered me here from the karaoke bar. I had 4 drinks and I’m marathoning Big Tugg videos on youtube. What a time to be alive. We live in the future. Also my pinkie finger hurts.

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I kept track of every time I saw an ad for ketamine treatment on facebook since the middle of last year. I got bored after transposing 82 days of data from my phone to the excel spreadsheet on my laptop, so our sample size is 82 days.

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I wanted to see how well I could draw a human without a reference so I started drawing and ended up with this soldier spaceman dude. His name is Steven and he’s a gemini.

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I still think Dan Salazar should be prosecuted for the murder of MY FAVORITE FUCKING CHARACTER >:(

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being called "cringe" by another tumblr user is just so..............my sibling in christ u are also on the app

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I will NEVER forgive Reed for what he did to Jacob and Taylor. When I got his text, I instantly ragequit. It’s been 3 days realtime since that happened, and I’m ready to pick the game back up now, but I just want everyone to know I’m still really pissed about it.

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I think it kinda sucks that the democratic party’s color is blue. We all know red is objectively cooler. The Trumpists don’t deserve such a cool color.

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Sword fighting feels less cool when you consider it’s just a knife fight with weird extendo knives.

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I take my gyroid collecting *VERY* seriously. Gotta catch em all!

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pcb miku

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Had to paint Moo Deng!! I love her so much

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Things I’d be okay with my tax money going toward:

A glory hole on the side of every City Hall in America that solely dispenses phallic shaped snacks every 2 to 5 minutes (depending on the weather)

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These would make some sickass tattoos

Why am I so obsessed with first-gen Mario Kart art?

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My roommate left a stick of butter in the side room next to my printer. I do not know why he did this, so I won’t move it. But I’m intrigued.