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This is attempted murder

Credit: malecmoo on Tiktok

(if they have a tumblr let me know I couldnt find one)

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| please hear me calling

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something about Gabe being the one to correct Dan on Henry’s name… imagine the hallucination/physical manifestation of grief for your son knowing more about your daughter’s life then you do 😭

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I’m so happy that the cast album isn’t censored

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Ok so I’m Canadian and PBS is being mean and not working for me to let me watch Next to Normal. But I have somehow while scouring the Internet managed to find the full musical. So I’m about to be so much worse about this now that I have full unrestricted access to this musical, as well as the cast album has dropped and can be on repeat.

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some funny lines in next to normal to help us all cope with the emotional damage:

“Are you snorting coke?” “Not at the moment.”

“Why does he hate me?” “Because you’re a twat.” “You can’t call me a twat.”

“Are you spying on your own daughter?” “When did she get a boyfriend?” “Ew.”

“Do you think they’re in love?” “Well, they’re young, and they’re horny. It happens.”

“Henry really can’t stay! He’s got… homework! …Surgery! …Rabies!”

“Yeah, you’re the Mcguyver of pot.”

“How do you know how much memory you’ve lost if you’ve lost it?”

“This Henry, is he a good influence?” “Like… compared to what?” “Okay, that’s fair.”

“Your mom’s in for a new treatment, ECT.” “Okay, LMNOP, what is that?”

“I’d never let them mess with my brain like that.”“No, you’re strictly a do it yourself-er.”

“Natalie. What are you doing in my electricity?” “It’s always all about you, isn’t it?”

“I don’t want you doing drugs.” “That’s persuasive coming from Pfizer’s Woman of the Year.”

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So my new hyper fixation is the West End version of Next To Normal. And I have been listening to it on repeat ever since I found it, dare I say this is gonna haunt me cause I now keep finding it on all my fyp’s. Still love and will stop to listen anytime it comes on but also, it’s the only thing my Spotify has been playing for about the last 24-48 hours and will probably continue.

I’ve also heard that on May 30 the west end cast recording will be on Spotify and am now counting down the days and will be the most annoying person to my friends and family as I literally have not stopped listening too it and the official one is out it will be on repeat.

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some people think writers are so eloquent and good with words, but the reality is that we can sit there with our fingers on the keyboard going, “what’s the word for non-sunlight lighting? Like, fake lighting?” and for ten minutes, all our brain will supply is “unofficial”, and we know that’s not the right word, but it’s the only word we can come up with…until finally it’s like our face got smashed into a brick wall and we remember the word we want is “artificial”.

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Now You See Me 3 is finally coming out later this year, and I’m so damn excited!!!! I also hope this revives the fandom cause like…I need more content from this series. This is one of if not my absolute favourite series.

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WHERE ARE THE USM WRITERS?!?!?!?! I REFUSE TO BELIEVE THE FANDOM IS DEAD!!! I NEED MORE USM CONTENT RIGHT NOW!!!

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“he drove well and got lucky” - a sore loser with the fastest car on the grid who ended p6

what kind of bullshit is that? we’re not downplaying the absolute masterclass and generational drive max had to today. he just proved why he’s a 3x world champion and you’re not. by this dumbass logic, miami was fucking luck. your teammate literally gave up his position so you could go “catch” the other car but you never did. you need team orders to win, as obvious by the sprint. you have the fastest car on the grid and you weren’t able to win the race from pole position, its literally a running joke to see who can get p1 before t1 when you’re on pole.

this is why people call you a sore loser, it’s comments like that get other people, who hate max, to root for max verstappen. it’s shit like this that has people praying and hoping you lose that p2 in the driver standings.

it’s not luck, it’s talent, easy as that. maybe get your head out of your ass once in a while, even though we all know it’s a bit difficult for you to do so.

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I have a question for everyone who has an alter dedicated to a god/goddess or deity of some kind.

How do you start one and what are the signs of those beings choosing you? Also how did you know that they were calling upon you? 

I’m really curious about this and have been for years now!

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So today I learned about the existence of Border Leicester sheep. You’re welcome.

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when i want fluff/angst fics and all i’m getting is smut

the struggle is real

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Being a girl is: wanting to go to bed early but deciding to just get on tumblr/wattpad/Ao3 for a little bit and then end up finding a fic series that you really like and read until well past your usual bedtime then keeping on because it’s already past your bedtime. Then being mad when you wake up in the morning because you overslept your timer.