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Badly Explained Merlin Plots
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Welcome! Here, we explain the plots of BBC's Merlin episodes... but badly. Submissions welcome.
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A Remedy to Cure All Ills - What if telemarketers had magic
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The Coming of Arthur – Part 1 - Everyone has the worst time at any given moment
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The Drawing of the Dark - A series of increasingly unfortunate choices
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A Servant of Two Masters - Merlin is the worst assassin
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Lamia - Gay man immune to womanly wiles, more at 6
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The Eye of the Phoenix - Cursed jewelry strikes again
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The Nightmare Begins - Merlin and Gaius gaslight Morgana
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Gwaine - Bar fights are a valid way to recruit future knights of the realm
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Love in the Time of Dragons - Gaius acquires a love interest
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The Kindness of Strangers - Alator is the definition of “ride or die”
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The Death Song of Uther Pendragon - Ghost hunters: Camelot edition
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The Witchfinder - A cheap Geralt knock-off shows up
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The Gates of Avalon - Merlin assaults a senior citizen
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The Disir - “What can we live without?” “Mordred, probably”
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The Fires of Idirsholas - Everyone takes a nap
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Lancelot - Merlin and Lancelot commit identity fraud
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The Mark of Nimueh - Proper sanitation is key to city building
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