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steve who doesn't believe in the paranormal but still supports his amateur ghost hunter boyfriend, eddie.

eddie: that door just opened! steve: doors tend to do that

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your email has found me on the fucking brink

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Eddie hasn’t been living with Wayne long when he finds out about the cat.

“You have a part-time cat?” Eddie says slowly, waiting for Wayne to nod. “What does that mean?”

“Means I only got him part-time. He’s got another owner too.”

“You have a shared custody agreement for a cat then?” Eddie asks. “With an ex?”

Not with an ex, turns out.

Wayne shares a cat with some rando.

He gives Eddie the run down on how he found an injured stray, nursed it back to health, and then found out the cat already had an owner. Some idiot named Steve.

Wayne met up with this Steve guy and got to the bottom of why he was irresponsibly letting his declawed indoor cat outside for long periods of time to be nearly mauled to death.

The way Wayne tells it, the guy was mortified to learn that his cat was hurt. He told Wayne that he lives with people who hate cats and if they found out that he had one, they’d make him get rid of it. They’re only in town for a week or two at a time so he has just been letting the cat into the backyard while they’re home.

It was wildly naive to think the cat was going to stay in the backyard but Wayne was apparently cutting this guy some slack.

Eddie thinks this Steve guy sounds like an idiot but, “Sure, sure. I’ll open the door for your subleased cat.”

“Be nice,” Wayne tells him. “It’s an emotional trade off.”

“Great.”

Absolutely nothing Wayne told him could’ve prepared him for opening the door a few hours later to find Steve ‘The Hair’ Harrington standing on their porch.

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because the thing is bisexual

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How has it JUST occurred to me to add love me anyway by Chappell Roan to my Buddie playlist.

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plane tickets should be Free if you miss yuor friends

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romance is a type of friendship and im sick of people pretending like they're two seperate categories. your romantic partner is Supposed to also be your friend like at the very least why are we pitting romance AGAINST friendship when they r intertwined???? romantic partners are also friends and u can have romance with ur friends stop acting like these bitches are seperate forces

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"is sabrina destroying feminism or is she empowering women" i think shes having sex

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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast

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(opening the author’s works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky they’ll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times

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“What’s your favourite horror movie” idk maybe the one where she doesn’t even know how to tell what clothes she likes but she’s in a relationship

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Formula 1 - Incorrect Quote 279

Lando: I sleep with a knife under my pillow

Daniel: Weak, I sleep with a gun under my pillow

Charles: You both are pathetic

Daniel: Oh yeah? What killer weapon do you sleep with, Mr. Badass?

Charles: Max

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Finally able to post my piece for the @ourownsidefund charity zine! This is Language of the Stars <3

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the yuri is mandatory. yes, you have to. it is law. goodbye.

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