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Is it a stupid idea? Yes. Did I have to go overboard and animate it? No.

But I had to and I'm not sorry ;P

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i literally have to write this out even while on vacation or else i am going to comBUST (haha get it)

pierro (the jester) x f!reader

warnings: idk dilf fucking, breeding, bad writing lol

pierro has seen a lot of years. more so than you think. being khaen’riahn, he has been alive for atleast 500 years. so he’s seen it all.

which might explain his unmistakable aura, with his voice so gruff and low when he whispers, “down, baby,” as the hand on the back of your neck ever so gently guides your face onto the mattress. pierro leans back to see your ass up and face down on the bed, cunt dripping.

“fuck,” he whispers so quietly. “this cunt.” your pussy practically wettens even more when you hear him fumbling out of his clothing—the idea of the Jester being out of control is all so enticing. all because of you.

you all but sigh in relief when you feel the thick mushroom tip of his veiny cock pressing against your sopping pussy. pierro gasps as his cock enters you with almost no resistance, and fills you up to the hilt.

“fuck, oh sweetheart,” his hands move to massage your asscheeks, “this pussy,” thrust, “is fucking,” thrust, “perfect.” thrust.

you moan with each passing thrust as pierro nudges your cervix with every pap, pap, pap of his hips, heavy balls clapping against your clit. you grip the sheets as you pant, feeling your pleasure build up as pierro’s cock tries to breach into your womb.

pierro’s hand travels from your ass to the pouch by your pelvis. he is groaning, panting for breath—calm, collected pierro who leads the fatui harbingers is also putty as he pistons into your cunt.

“this…ah…this womb,” he presses a kiss to your temple, gruff voice now growing shaky, “will start the birth of the new world. no more gods,” he pants into your ear, hand now gripping the skin above your womb, “just like khaen’riah.”

finally, your climax hits you with a shout. you shake against pierro, who curses when he feels your cunt flutter around his cock. he leans back to see white fluid around the base of his cock, and it encourages him more. gasping into your ear, he picks up the pace.

“good girl,” he groans, now shaking himself. you’re like putty in his arms, unable to even croak out “stop”, shaking from overstimulation. “good fucking girl…ha,” he chuckles to himself, “i’m gonna cum, alright? my good girl is gonna take it all here,” he squeezes your stomach again, “all my fucking cum.”

breathless, you nod, “yes, pierro, please. give it to me, ple—ah!”

he groans into your neck as he thrusts into you hard one last time, his cock spearing deep into your cervix as he cums. pierro cums hard, shaking as he fucks all directly into your womb. he whispers, almost to himself, “take it all. fucking take it all.”

finally, he comes down from his high, and turns you both over on your backs. he wraps his arms around you as he makes sure you are alright. pierro smiles at you, “you, my dear, will be the mother of the new world.”

nothing like being on vacation and imagining some old guy fucking you full of cum 🤡🥵

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I've saved up more than enough primos for this little gremlin and I'm tired of waiting, they should release him now >:(

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Today's mood:

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Don't worry if your life is in chaos, you are like the universe itself and its law of entropy. もの久保 on Pivix

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Riley Samels on Instagram / Etsy

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Sundress, no panties, cockwarming, breeding, messy, no condom, public sex with your fave season starts soon.

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… I’m so sorry

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hanzo and his little pachizo 💙

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howl’s moving castle is fucking hilarious like this complete stranger shows up at his house and goes “bitch you really live like this? this is the nastiest house i’ve ever seen, i’m gonna be your cleaning lady from now on because you clearly need one” and howl’s just like “sounds fair, do you want some breakfast?” no questions asked