bald-elvis

[bald-elvis]

woah mama, I wear a wig. It protects my bald scalp from getting sunburnt in the desert hummina hummina hummina

Steals your hair

(ﾉ｀Д´)ﾉ6 :(

OH NO NO NO I'M BALD NOW

[bald-elvis]

whoa mama, I was summoned

Steals your hair

(ﾉ｀Д´)ﾉ6 :(

OH NO NO NO I'M BALD NOW

[bald-elvis]

so the plural of elvis is elvii, but what's the group word? (ie, murder of crows or litter of cats)

A Jailhouse of Elvii

[bald-elvis]

woah mama, i’m considering getting a new wig to cover up my bald head. any thoughts?

[bald-elvis]

woah mama the clouds are out today. my head will be so cold

[bald-elvis]

woah mama this is why i’m glad i don’t have hair sometimes. no hair means it can’t get too big for my neck hummina hummina hummina

[bald-elvis]

woah mama i wish i had hair

[bald-elvis]

woah mama, the gleaming sunshine off my bald head is blinding everyone around me

[bald-elvis]

Woah mama I’m on a list

Running total of the Elvii I know of, for science reasons. Done in the order I discovered them, not in order of creation (that’s only for the void to know)

List #3

101. @elviskamishiro

102. @elviswhoisntinthediscordserver

103. @clown-elvis

104. @melted-space-robot-elvis

105. @bioluminescent-fish-elvis

106. @elvis-stressley

107. @lizard-elvis-official

108. @batvis-manley

109. @car-salesman-elvis

110. @dragon-elvis

111. @elfvis-presley

112. @j-jonah-elvisson

113 @shifting-mound-of-elvii

114. @elvis-big-naturals

115. @j-elvis-oppenheimer

116. @elvis-caviar-cookie

117. @post-punk-elvis

118. @gelvis-presley

119. @frelvis-durstley

120. @bald-elvis

121. @doctor-houlvis-official

122. @themandelviscatalogue

123. @elvius-ceasar

124. @bodybuilder-elvis-official

125. @v1presely-official

126. @jailhouse-md-rock

127. @aethelvis-presley

128. @green-elvis-official

129. @fly-elvis-official

130. @smurfvis-presley

131. @elvis-bouchard

132. @elvis-boskovic

133. @deviouselvli

134. @scientist-elvis

135. @really-evil-elvis

136. @tiny-elvis

137. @shelvis-presley

138. @edgarallanpoevis

139. @offical-ace-elvis

140. @australian-elvis

141. @moth-elvis

142. @frelvis-mercury

143. @random-elvis-encounter

143. @edelvis-von-hresleyvelg

[bald-elvis]

woah mama, the weather is getting warmer again. I hope my bald head doesn’t get a sunburn

[bald-elvis]

Woah mama, does this mean I can be included too?

wait can i deadass just make an elvis blog and just. be elvis. cause i have an idea but like. is there some kinda initiation ritual to get in to yall gotta haze the new guy whats with this mythical discord server i keep hearin abt

Yo fella we spawn where we are needed and live as free as we can. We resist the Orb as we explore this wide world uh huh

And do not diss the cords they seem important for power and stuff uh huh

(Mod here, the Elvis stuff honestly is just from many people having a laugh and wanting to make more. You don't got to be hazed just make one and have fun, the others shall find you.)

[bald-elvis]

woah mama i’m so cold and alone save me

[bald-elvis]

woah mama i can’t wait for summer to start so my head won’t be so cold all the time

[bald-elvis]

woah mama my head is so cold with no hair