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I've been back to playing BG3 so I had to draw my very first Tav: Ezra. She's a tiefling abjuration wizard. She was just a student before getting kidnapped by the Mindflayers. Post-canon, she guest-lectures for Professor Dekarios between adventures.

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for no reason whatsoever here’s a reminder that if you consider yourself a leftist/punk/abolitionist/anarchist/radical in any sort of way and get called into jury duty, you are to become the most square person on earth during the jury questionnaire!!!

don’t be that guy who says fuck the police in the jury questionnaire! that just gets you sent home! if you want to generate change, interact with the case and use your jury vote for good! ESPECIALLY if it’s a high profile case!

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Is the current temperature outside higher than your phone battery percentage?

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You have just been magically transported into a random ao3 fic!

Spin the wheel of ao3 tags three times to find out what your fic is about. Put in the tags what your fic tags are!

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On the phone at work with the woman born in '37 and she was apologizing for complaining about her pain and I was like oh no worries I got fibro I get it and she was like "oh we're in this together then" and as we were laughing about it she unprompted said "so who are we gonna kill about it" and because this is exactly the energy I wish every customer had i instantly replied "well I can't plan that on a line my bosses can hear" which she got a real kick out of. Anyway go grandma

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Weird when you first start paying attention to animal noises and realize they don't actually sound like the words we use

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i know all about allistic people. they really love loud sudden noises and bad textures

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I want them to be evil together :)

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this one has a fair bit of set-up, but stick with me.

If you arent already, imagine youre in a committed relationship with someone.

Now, imagine we somehow connect with an alternative universe that is nearly identical to our own. You are able to meet this alternate reality version of yourself, as well as your partner. There are no differences you can tell between yourself and your alternate reality clone.

Then, one day, you find out your partner had sex with the "you" from the other reality. They knew which "you" it was going in, and did it all of their own free will.

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baby dragons whose scales are much more shiny and iridescent in order to hide in their parents' hoards

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Apparently we've switched from "The person suggesting we start throwing bricks is an op" to "The person suggesting we have a planned non-violent strategy is an op".

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people should remember that the word "hunk" exists

no, unless he's a young father, that's not a dilf, that's a hunk. If you want to call a childless man a dilf, at least make him middle aged

no, that's not a bear, that's a hunk. Bears must be fat and hairy

no, that's not a himbo, that's a hunk. Himbos must be dumb, beefy and kind simultaneously, if he's just dumb and beefy that's a hunk

like, cmon people, there's nothing wrong with a humble hunk. Why are you so mean to him?

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Natalie Portman being confused by the fact that you have to say “hi” to someone before starting a conversation in France got me like ?????

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actually looked at a diy hrt guide today and it said that getting access to T is easier and less expensive because of the existing market for gym bros. didn't even fucking mention it's illegal ??? ugh ugh ugh

People who say that stuff are living in a world where everyone already knows gym bros and/or is comfortable approaching random gym bros for illegal drugs. Like I know it's hard to believe but not every trans person who wants to go on T is a jacked dudebro with a gym subscription.