23 × i'm psychologically well and don't need to hit anything
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quite possibly most hilariously vile thing to put in a rejection letter. thank god i dont care about this school bc this is so fucking funny
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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all
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ADHD is so funny it's like I diagnose you with lazy inconsiderate fuckup disease. And it's incurable. Here's meth
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a legendary post and we'll never know their name
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everyone needs a creative outlet to stick a creative fork into
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One of the machines broke down at the hyperbole factory. The situation is frustrating, but ultimately manageable.
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sad they give tissue boxes plastic labia folds but no clitoris
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