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BONE.

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Shunsui, excitedly: Heeyy!!

Ukitake: Hey, someone's excited.

Starrk,deadpan: Yeah, and it's making me sick.

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Kenpachi: I can't believe our plan worked!

Mayuri: I can't believe you didn't tell me we had a plan!

Kenpachi: That's what made the plan work.

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Shunsui: No, you know what? Maybe that's what this whole thing is about. You're not mad at me, you're mad at yourself.

Starrk: No, I'm mad at you. I hate myself, but I'm mad at you.

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Shunsui: You doing okay??

Starrk: Of course. Why do you ask?

Shunsui: Because you have major depressive disorder and you tend to feel depressed?

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Starrk: Okay, so what happened?

Shunsui: Well, I was minding my business-

Starrk: Try again.

Shunsui: I was keeping to myself-

Starrk: Nope, try again.

Shunsui: I was trying to keep my nose out of-

Starrk: "Trying?"

Shunsui: Half-assing?

Starrk: Okay, now I believe you.

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don't worry, he'll be okay :-)

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Store Worker: Would a Mr.Starrk please come to the front desk?

Starrk, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store Worker: *points to Shunsui and Ukitake*

Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?

Shunsui and Ukitake, simultaneously: We got lost :(

Starrk: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

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*The group is getting into the car*

Shunsui: I’m driving.

Starrk, out of view: Shotgun!

Ukitake, turning to face Starrk: Aww! But you had it on the way here-

Everyone except Starrk: WOAH-

Starrk, holding a shotgun: No! I found a shotgun! And I want the front seat! *Pumps gun*

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Starrk: You're the love of my life and my best friend, I would do anything for you.

Shunsui: I want you to eat three meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule.

Starrk: Absolutely not.

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Starrk: So are we flirting right now?

Shunsui: I AM LITERALLY STABBING YOU

Starrk: That doesn’t answer my question

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Mayuri: What happened to your nose?

Kenpachi: I used it to break some guy's fist.

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Shunsui: So I can either do something dumb that could very well get me injured or I can listen to Starrk and not do the thing,

Shunsui: Well there’s a clear right answer here.

Shunsui: *proceeds to throw five packs of mentos into a barrel full of diet coke*