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just deleted tik tok. what do i do with my life now tik tok was my whole personality
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tumblr is like reddit but for femcels
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today i woke up from a really normal dream as for me and a huge need to pee.
the dream:
me and my friend were waiting for a train, and left luggage at some info point or whatever shit like this. when we came back to pick up the luggage lady working there said she is not sure is it ours and we had to prove that it is. i told her whats in the pockets of my coat and my friend did the same. however she opened our suitcases and was looking through them without our approvalβ¦
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random & bizzare corporation idea:
instal human-size hamster wheels, workers could walk in them while working on the computers
the hamster wheels will generate power when moved, the only power that is in the building will be the one workers generate by walking in these wheels
and since there is no power computers dont work unless you generate power for them, no power = no work
pay them only for the work they did, so workers would have to:
work
generate power for themselves
they dont generate power = they dont work = no pay
claim that your company cares about workers health. an extra bonus since they would have to walk & generate power all day.
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