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Joke #109
Raj: Sheldon is using psychological warfare. We must reply in kind. I say we wait until he looks at us, then laugh like "Yes, you're a smart and strong competitor, but, we are also smart and strong, and we have a reasonable chance of defeating you!"
Leonard: How exactly would that laugh go?
Raj: Eee hee hee hee hee heeeeee!
Howard: That sounds more like we are a tall thin woman who wants to make a coat out of your dalmations.
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Joke #108
Leonard: Sheldon! We have to do this!
Sheldon: No, we don't. We have to take in nourishment, expell waste, and inhale enough oxygen to keep ourselves from dying. Everything else is optional!
#the big bang theory#Leonard Hofstadter#Sheldon Cooper#lol#rofl#quote#joke#quotes#jokes#nerd#funny#lmao
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Joke #107
Rajesh: Missi, Do you enjoy pyjamas?
Missi: I guess, yes..
Rajesh: Well, we Indians invented them. You're welcome.
Howard: Yeah? Well, Missi! Our People invented circumcision... You're welcome!
#The Big Bang Theory#season 1#Howard Wolowitz#rajesh koothrappali#missi cooper#lol#rofl#joke#jokes#science
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Joke #106
Penny: So Sheldon! You and Leonard- a little misunderstanding, huh?
Sheldon: A little misunderstanding?! Galileo and the pope had a little misunderstanding!
#the big bang theory#sheldon cooper#Leonard Hofstadter#penny#lol#rofl#lmao#funny#quote#funniest#best
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Leonard, please don't take this the wrong way, but the day you win noble prize is the day I began my research on the drag coefficient of tassels on flying carpets!
~Sheldon, on Leonard supposedly winning a nobel prize one day.
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Joke #104
Leslie: Hello Sheldon!
Sheldon: Leslie Winkle!
Leslie: Yeah, Leslie Winkle. The answer to the question 'Who made Sheldon Cooper cry like a little girl?'.
Sheldon: Yes, well, I'm polymerised tree sap. And you're an inorganic adhesive. So, whatever verbal projectile you launch in my direction, is reflected off of me, returns in its original trajectory and adheres to you!
Leslie: "Oh, Ouch!"
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You save your apologies for after you've had disappointing coitus with Penny.
~Sheldon, to an apologetic Leonard
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Joke #102
Howard: Bernadette said you guys are all sick of me talking about my trip to space. Is that true?
Sheldon: Yes.
Raj: No.
Sheldon: We seem to have different approaches here. I was going for helpful honesty. I have no idea what you’re doing.
Raj: It’s called being nice.
Sheldon: Okay. If you think being nice will get him to shut up, I'll try it.
#the big bang theory#season 6#Howard Wolowitz#Sheldon Cooper#rajesh koothrappali#bernadette#jokes#joke#quote#lol#rofl#omg
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Joke #101
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Joke #100
(To Sheldon, on him throwing fits on not knowing Howard's magic trick's secret)
Penny: Sheldon, relax. Not knowing is part of the fun!
Sheldon: (mocking) "Not Knowing is part of the fun." Was that the motto of your community college?!
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Joke #99
(About Penny's horrible singing, to Sheldon)
Leonard: (After, she'd have sung) I would have (had) to say, "You were terrefic. And, I can't wait to hear you sing again!"
Sheldon: Why?!
Leonard: Because, its the social protocol. Its what you do when you have a friend who's proud of something they really suck at!
Sheldon: I was not aware of that.
Leonard: Well, now you are.
Sheldon: Alright. Leonard?
Leonard: Yes?
Sheldon: When we played chess earlier, you were terrefic, and I can't wait to play with you again!
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I don't care for perchloroethylene, and I don't like glycol ether.
~Amy's famous pun!
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Joke #97
Sheldon: What's the sixth noble gas?
Leonard: Uh... Radon?
Sheldon: Are you asking me or telling me?
Leonard: Telling You?
(Sheldon sternly looks at Leonard)
Leonard: Telling you.
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Joke #96
(When Leonard was looking to be Sheldon's roommate)
Sheldon: When do you evacuate your bowels?
Leonard: When I have to.
Sheldon: When you have to?! I'm sorry I don't rent to hippies.
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Joke #94
(Penny To Leonard's Mom on her divorce)
Penny: Come on, you're not upset that your marriage is over?
Beverly: Well, initially I felt something akin to grief and perhaps anger, but that's the natural reaction of the limbic system to being betrayed by a loathsome son of a b*tch.
Penny: Sure, sure...
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Joke #93
Sheldon: I made tea.
Leonard: I don't want tea.
Sheldon: I didn't make tea for you. This is my tea.
Leonard: Then why are you telling me?
Sheldon: It's a conversation starter.
Leonard: That's a lousy conversation starter.
Sheldon: Oh, is it? 'Cause we're conversing!
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