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And is the bus scheduled for zero minutes in the room with us now
#Meanwhile the bus scheduled for zero minutes:#*halfway across the country or gone straight up taken by the devil (perhaps driving around in the backrooms)*
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Every single time I see this image i wanna like. slap his stomach like a soil bag at the grocery store

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Me: *hears howling in the night*
Me, sweating: blease no
I had to move out uphill to get away from the thezinosaurus that kept getting closer to my house and my torch broke and i got no flint and I'm left here in the dark huddling around my dinosaurs with my parasaur that's checking the premises i don't think any horror game could ever make me this scared
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I had to move out uphill to get away from the thezinosaurus that kept getting closer to my house and my torch broke and i got no flint and I'm left here in the dark huddling around my dinosaurs with my parasaur that's checking the premises i don't think any horror game could ever make me this scared
#wow actually me talking#ark survival evolved#but slowly but surely light creeps back up#another day survived
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Reblog and put in the tags which sites (besides Tumblr) you waste the most time with on a daily basis
#Pinterest#because i get to not only look at my interests#i also get to sort said interests into lil boxes#which generates MORE of my interest#its quite an efficient system
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If you get much sillier you're encroaching on Fanon Jerma territory, and from there it's a slippery slope until people start drawing you as a catboy or an eldritch horror. Or both at the same time, whatever works.
People been calling me eldrich for years before jerma was even born, but I have never been drawn as a cute sexy little cat boy so he's still winning by a large margin
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Wait hold on if a woman were to have 4 arms doesn't that mean that?? she'd have like boobs on the original arms but like bare pectorals on the added pair????? since titty amount isn't affected by how many arms you have????
#wow actually me talking#tumblr#shitpost#partially#because like dont pigs have 10 of those and they do not have 10 legs#and let's thank whatever created them because that would be hellish#but yeah anyways this just kinda occured to me randomly
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reblog to tell your mutuals they’re lovely as fuck
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Hey has anyone checked up on sammyclassicsonicfan lately i wonder what he's doing these days
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Its so wild starting drawing anatomy and just generally trying some new stuff out because i find I'm pleased with what i draw more often and I'll just look at a drawing and be like??? Who allowed this character to be this handsome?????? Illegal
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rebelle/rebelle pro which is a more traditionally-inclined painting program that usually costs like 150 bucks is now uhhh 10 fucking dollars? until october 13th
#wow actually me talking#ayO#i think i might actually buy this damn#give my thoughts on it and stuff
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"You have already left kudos here. :)"
no. i need to leave kudos on EVERY SINGLE CHAPTER. your smiley face won't stop me.
#god what a MOOD#sometimes I'll be reading some really good stuff but cry on the inside because i can only leave one kudos#like nO TAKE ALL MY KUDOS P L E A S E#i enjoyed reading it so much and i feel like one kudos just doesn't express it enough for me y'know??
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Okay look

im going to cry i cant believe they had a crab button that i missed completely
#crab button#crab#tumblr#wow actually me talking#bested by capitalism once again#let the crabs roam free#its pretty nice that theyre back though#maybe the crabs are making a comeback from extinction#perhaps more hopefull crab days are on the way who knows#probably not though#give me my free crabs goddamnit
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