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come find me here

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good news i'm the most fuckable person at this vehicular manslaughter

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(via 胡麻毛の柴犬｢お嬢」٭❀*٭❀* on X: “ママがお休みなのを知っているお嬢ꉂ🤭 #柴犬 https://t.co/zqGq42IVIF” / X)

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Charlie brown might legit be S-tier autistic rep though purely because the fact that everyone hates him for somewhat unclear reasons seems like better #representation than most actually autistic characters

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my pervert power just leveled up which means now i can doubol jump

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its always like be careful this song might become a memory. this cologne might become a memory. this brand of beer might become a memory. i time travel all the time

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* (Oh, these parentheses I keep opening?

* (I'm collecting them.

* (Right now, I'm 1,762 parentheses deep.

* (Oh, my precious parentheses... (I don't ever want to close them!

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it's crazy how much we have in common. feels like i've known you all my life. hey would you say unending solitude is more like a sinkhole or an idle gnawing lol

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COMPUTER! Show me... THE BIG ONE.

(based on these two posts, of course)

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my art

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Hitch's new outfit

(HE/HIM) 🐁🧀🏳️‍⚧️

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Not so Panthera Power

Ailurus means cat so it counts too.

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one of my favorite moments of my mom is when i made her play undertale in 2021 on the switch and when she fought mettaton for the essay question “what do you like most about mettaton” she (agonizingly slow with the on screen keyboard) typed out “his sparkling wit”

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it's kinda difficult to talk about "cozy games" because that's an aesthetic and not a genre so its very broad, is it cozy to de clutter an apartment or go on a hike, is it cozy to be action packed or melodramatic or blithely unconfrontational, etc. but I think it's accurate to say that coziness is one of many shorthands that have been developed as an attempt to opt out of ideology, be about nothing. of course with a game made to evoke comfort comes a proclamation of what the author's society considers comfy

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was talking to a coworker and realised i could not for the life of me remember his name but i was too embarrassed to ask because we've spoken multiple times so mid-conversation i started concocting a plan to nudge the conversation towards the ID photos on our building passes so that i could be like oh my ID photo is awful haha the camera they use to take these has a real talent for making me look as unphotogenic as possible and then he would say oh yes me too haha everyone says that (because they do) and then i would be able to say well let me see yours it can't be as bad as mine! and he would show me his ID because we are coworkers and why wouldn't he and this would allow me to see his building pass which of course would have his name on it and then i would be able to say well yours is perfectly nice it must be me that's the problem! and then we would have a polite chuckle about it and i would have his name without needing to ask for it and he would be none the wiser and all would be well but then before i could execute this fine plan a little voice in my head went "so this is some light yagami bull shit you are about to pull" which was such a violent reality check it shocked me completely out of my embarrassment and i went "hey im so sorry your name has slipped my mind could you remind me" and he did and it was fine.

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Shout-out to the 0.5 seconds where Ralsei makes direct eye contact with you as if to ask "are you possessing Susie too??"