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MORE YUMESHIP STUFFFF EHHEHE

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cory my goat 🩵

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every time i see morty w his fidget spinner im filled w joys ehehehhehhhe😊😊😊😊

Pov ur asshole grandpa interrupts ur gamin time again

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- Cory Spazkid

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mortycest 🖤💛

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sni recreation !!!

very hard 2 dew because cory cannot fucking draw

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wipes the dust and crust off my acc to post this

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NEW SEASON 8 TRAILER DROPPED!!!

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♡◞⠀yume pride stamps (genders) ! (continuation of this) ↳⠀credit not required,⠀reposts (w creds), recolors and edits OK! notes : what if yumeshipping was woke . or something

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LET HIM GET UP.. LET HIM GET UP..

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Hi old art hi ok

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Morty is so dumb that...

1. He regularly disarms Rick's neutrino bombs. The first time he did it it was completely on the fly, no prior experience. Yet, he did it.

2. He has a knack for learning alien languages... as for the tree people in the battery dimension, it was obviously done without any sort of translator or support. (And he took over as their leader)

3. He's quick on his feet and can think his way out in a stressful situation, figuring out things that Rick can't and coming up with innovative solutions.

4. He figured out how to use a portal gun.

5. He can figure out how machines he's never seen nor used before work, and employ them successfully.

6. Beat Rick (smartest man in the universe?) in a board game.

7. Can manipulate said "smartest man in the universe", if he so chooses.

8. Became a successful stock broker. Out of the blue. Just did it.

9. Run. Whole. Freaking. Civilizations (and also toppled them as Marta)

10. Pitches good ideas that Rick typically ignores

11. When suddenly becomes motivated to try, he is good at math

12. His ideas were good enough that he would have gotten a deal for a movie production...!

13. His default intelligence is maxed out.

...At this point, it's only a matter of time before he starts making his own inventions, Eyepatch-Morty-style.

GUYS.

The only reason we've been thinking that Morty is stupid is that Rick has been calling him stupid repeatedly.

Sure, Morty does plenty of dumb stuff, but so does Rick. Rick has the emotional intelligence of a four year old and throws tantrums of cosmic proportions whenever slighted (vat of acid? submit to the selfie?), while often going ahead with complicated, innovative ideas... that in reality solve nothing and are a waste of time (Pickle Rick?? Leg Rick?? Cloning his own daughter? The dumb time-loop in his own dimension? Replacing himself with a robot? Creating a robot ghost to scary Mr Poopybutthole instead of just telling him to leave??) Not to mention his many incredibly lame jokes.

Everyone does dumb stuff occasionally!!! No one is an impeccable genius of non-stop moments of brightness!! (even Eyepatch Morty, the most cautious character, the character who has made basically NO MISTAKES up to now, sounds dumb a couple of times: "I'm gonna do the thing I wanna do, with the curve thing" and "My biggest fear is other people being afraid. Of fear. Itself." lol).

If Rick hadn't been calling Morty a freaking idiot with every breath available, we wouldn't be thinking "oh look haha the moron became a stock broker, what a joke, must be some sort of fluke"; we would be thinking "what an incredibly gifted kid".

We would attribute Morty's many mistakes to lack of experience, to lack of wisdom, to youth, to enthusiasm, to idealism, to teenager hormones, to acting hastily.

We would wish to see him eventually mature, apply his time and effort to worthwhile endeavors instead (mainly) of inane teenage stuff. We would wish to see him do well in school, we would wish to see him reach his full potential and succeed in great things.

Only Rick keeps pounding our heads with how stupid Morty is, and all of Morty's successes are never mentioned again, but getting lost to oblivion in comparison to Rick's (who has 60+ years more experience) genius.

WE VIEWERS ARE BEING UNWITTINGLY MANIPULATED THE EXACT SAME WAY MORTY IS.

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back after a hot hiatus, ik ive literally never posted RaM stuff b4 but WHO GAF!1!1!

no border under cut ^_^!!

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EM+PM doodles

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...A Morty black market is going to be a thing going forward, isn't it?

Now that the """"legal"""" way of getting a Morty from the Citadel is gone, maybe Ricks resort to snatching Mortys off the streets.

I wonder why Ricks didn't just keep cloning the one Morty they already got (if they had one, of course) in the first place, and had to keep getting fresh ones from the Citadel?

1) Did they not want to admit needing a Morty, to the point that they preferred not keeping the essence of their own grandson stored somewhere in the home, and preferred getting a random, mass-produced one, simply to devalue their grandson further in their own eyes?

2) Was it a matter of avoiding attachment? Did they not want to have to essentially interact with the exact same Morty for ever, so getting a random Morty from the masses provided emotional padding to the emotionally constipated old men?

3) Was it just a matter of convenience? As in, the Citadel deliver Mortys who have the optimum set of memories (in stead of the memories of their own potentially traumatized Morty), already brainwashed in the Morty School, etc etc, and it's just easier than cloning your own?

4) Or is it that the... sigh... raw material of the Citadel is just better? As in, the sleeping Morty whose essence they got just has better brainwaves than the other Mortys, so Ricks kept wanting clones of him, specifically, and not clones of Mortys from other dimensions?

Could it be that Ricks are now scouring the multiverse to find surviving clones of that one Morty, specifically?

(but once they got one... couldn't they... store him... and keep cloning him...?)

5) Did the Citadel actually employ some sort of failsafe to the Mortys it distributed, to prevent exactly that cloning process from happening? (Think of the way large companies that provide seeds for agriculture alter the seeds to make them incapable of breeding, so you need to buy seeds from the same company next year...) What if the Mortys mass-produced by the Citadel underwent some process to make them unclonable?

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Im the only old scott fan

Idc what anyone says I'd smash (hard)

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all abt my yumeship !! 😝😝

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