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i love how 2ha, one of the most traumatizing, toe curling novel ive ever read started out as 'this is mo ran. he's always called a dog. he also has a big dick. he's always called a dog cause he was similar to one. he committed mass genocide to rise to the top, and eventually became the emperor of the entire cultivation world and did so many things others hadn't dared to do. he also named the era of his ruling cock and balls.'

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UM MB i didn't even add the link properly 😭

🔞 Flower Power 🌸

Pretty much Mo Ran and Chu Wanning stumble on some funky flowers :D

- Pussy Chu Wanning

- 2.0 Mo Ran

- My badly written smut

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49812703

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🔞 Flower Power 🌸

Pretty much Mo Ran and Chu Wanning stumble on some funky flowers :D

- Pussy Chu Wanning

- 2.0 Mo Ran

- My badly written smut

https://archiveofourown.org/works/49812703

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what if i post all my wips here

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erha is a comedy

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Ficlet: Witch Chu Wanning

Mo Ran, haunted by inexplicable nightmare & almost incurable insomnia, is told to visit the witch Chu Wanning deep within the forest, hidden behind a waterfall. If a miracle is what he needs to sleep, then it's only fair that he search for a miracle worker, no?

After a long journey in which he almost convinces himself this was some kind of cruel prank, he arrives at the small cabin as sun begins to set. The man who greets him is hardly what he expected of an Infamous witch, certainly far younger than Mo Ran imagined.

The man quirks one sword-straight eyebrow at Mo Ran and speaks in a voice as smooth as a rock at a bottom of a river, "What brings you to my cabin?"

Mo Ran startles and closes his gaping mouth that he had not realized had fallen open. "I... I..." He stammers. "I want... sleep."

For a moment he thinks he sees that calm expression shift -- confusion rippling out before the man can gather himself back up. "That's… it?"

Mo Ran expected this reaction and is quick with his story. How nothing had ever worked to ease the nightmares.

How not even the strongest sleeping draught kept him asleep for more than a few frightful hours.

"I'm tired," he says. "If this continues on… I don’t know what I'll do."

The man blinks, shock bare on his face. "…Very well. Come in."

Chu Wanning, he learns, is the man's name. Even more so he is unlike the witch Mo Ran had built him up to be.

His small cabin is cluttered with equal parts magic ingredients and… bits and bobs of metal, which he seems to be building into small little assistants.

A few working versions titter around here and there, their small bodies exhaling steam as though it were breath.

Chu Wanning's eyes survey his cabin, a little helpless before he waves in the vague direction of what might be a bed. "Take a seat there. I'll prepare the potion."

Mo Ran watches in delight as the small metal creatures attempt their best to clean out a spot for him. He takes pity on one struggling to remove a saw almost twice it's size, and moves it for it. The metal creature trills, almost like a purr, in thanks.

He settles down gingerly.

A sweet, floral scent permeates the air here. It's strangely soothing, and MR does not resist the urge to take in a deep breath and savor it.

"How much?"

CWN glances from where he's grinding together all the different things his metal assistants bring him. "Nothing."

"What?"

Chu Wanning shrugs. "It'll take some time to get right, but I don't need anything else from you. Just wait. And don't touch anything."

"..Are you sure? I can clean or cook… or anything."

The concoction in Chu Wanning's mortar puffs up like a mushroom then settles back down.

Chu Wanning scowls, and promptly one of his metal assistants begins to sweep up the mess. "No need. We're fine."

Mo Ran bites his fist to stifle a laugh, lest it insult Chu Wanning enough to make him reconsider the whole "free" deal.

He adjust himself into a more comfortable position on Chu Wanning's bed.

…and prepares to wait however long it takes.

He doesn't even notice when he finally does fall asleep, lulled by the sound of Chu Wanning and his assistant working away, soothed by that floral scent…

Chu Wanning does, and with a wave his hand, his assistants grab a blanket for the boy.

He does not disturb him until the potion is finished and his little assistants have tested it to their satisfaction.

He hesitates to wake him from what seems to be a rare, peaceful sleep, but his assistants blunder ahead in their excitement.

MR startles awake with wide eyes.

"Did… I fall asleep?"

Chu Wanning nods.

A crimson blush burns itself on Mo Ran's cheeks. "I'm… sorry."

'Don't be,' settles on the tip of Chu Wanning's tongue, but instead he holds out the potion. "Three drops into a full glass before bed, and you should be able to sleep fine."

Mo Ran takes the bottle into his hands and cradles it to his chest.

The smile he turns Chu Wanning's way, brighter than the sun, is enough to make the clockwork heart ticking in Chu Wanning's chest stutter. He turns away, lest MR notice.

With a flick of his sleeve, he gestures to the door.

Some part of him wants to say, "Be safe in your travels home, may your dreams be as sweet as your smile."

Instead his mouth says, "May I not see you again."

He listens as Mo Ran stumbles up, rambles out his thank yous, and runs off back home.

(His cabin seems somehow quieter.)

It is not even a week before Mo Ran returns, his cheeks flushed as pink as the small flower he twirls between his fingers.

"It didn't work," he explains.

(He is a terrible liar.)

Chu Wanning resists a smile and nods. "Very well. Come inside then."

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I know everyone says it’s best to just stick to “said” as a dialogue tag bc it disappears and that’s true and I mostly do but I want to take a moment for my all-time favorite dialogue tag, “lied.” Absolutely nothing hits like “‘I’m here to help,’ he lied.” NOTHING.

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I don't know if it still happens because I haven't been on The Bird Site in a while but back when I WAS on it, right-wing politicians would occasionally use the ScumVillainsSelfSavingSystem tag when talking about people they disagreed with. They, of course, assumed that it was just a tag for "scum villains" they disliked, not knowing that it was actually a tag for a Chinese BL novel wherein a demon lord saves the world by getting it on (sexy style) with his high school language arts teacher.

And then, fans of said novel would reply to their posts like, "Hello :D It appears you've used the wrong tag :) but that's okay <3" and then proceed to offer resources for learning more about the novel, as well as where to access (at the time) fan translations and how to otherwise support the author. This post isn't going anywhere, I just think about this a lot and marvel at the beauty of human nature

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Fontainebleau State Park, Louisiana by Lana Gramlich

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shizun rkgk 🌸 

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I keep wondering if its better to post wips here instead of twitter ;-;

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Me: Aight it's friday. Time to draw a quick animatic.

Me, waiting for this animatic to render at 4 am:

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A loaf and her loaflings on the lake