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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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What did the grape say to the banana?

Hi. I am grape. Nice to meet you.

#There is no joke here.

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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Just kidding, corn isn't really listening. It is just pretending to listen so you will have sex with it.

Why does corn always listen? It has great ears.

#Oh corn #amaizeing

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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Why does corn always listen? It has great ears.

#amaizeing #kinda berry grape

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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the crops used to make crop tops are expensive to plant and harvest

but why are crop tops more expensive than normal tops

#berry grape #berry grape puns #economy #crop tops #cherry tops #tomato tops

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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What do you call a fruit that can open doors? A KEY lime.

#haha #berry grape #berry grape puns #I'm hilarious #wow #berry funny #amaizeing

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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What's the best vegetable to eat with breakfast? An EGGplant.

#haha #berry grape #berry grape puns #even though it's a vegetable #shhhhhh

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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They're just having a berry grape time together, no need to pull out the pepper spray. Don't go bananas now.

#There are 4 berry grape puns here #I'm hilarious #fruit puns #berry grape puns #berry grape #wow #amaizeing

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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Orange you glad it wasn't bananas this time.

#Berry grape puns #this is a berry grape pun #so berry grape #amaize #wow

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hello cherry the tomato, it is I, Mr. schwartz. here is a fun science fact about fruit. "batology is the taxonomic study of blackberries. There are over 1000 species of blakberries!

This is BERRY interesting.

#science #berry interesting facts #amaizeing #batology #berry grape #wow

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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Now for Currant Events

This has been the Currant events.

#get it #cuz currants are a fruit #a fruit with an alcohol problem #amaizeing #amaize #berry grape #wowza #berry grape puns #current events #currant events #haha #Berry good

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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What do you say to a fruit that is walking slowly? Man go!

#haha #berry grape #berry grape puns #amaizeing #berry good #wow

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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What are the smartest plants around? Sage and Elderberry.

#Haha #berry grape #also a bit herb #berry grape puns #now with herbs

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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How many fruits should you have a day? A pear.

#Get it #cuz it's like 2 #but it's also a pear #hahaha #berry grape #berry grape puns #amaizeing

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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Reblog this to help the fight against Lemon AIDS.

#Lemon aids #berry serious #diseases #Lemon Imune Deficiency Virus

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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Why was the fruit salad so empty? Because the mango.

#berry grape #berry grape puns #haha #wow #amaizeing

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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life as a fruit has to be pretty sweet

#it is #amaizeing #it's #berry grape #this is a berry grape pun

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berry-grape-puns · 11 years ago

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Baby, if you were a fruit…you’d be a fineapple!

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