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AHHH AHHH AHHH AHHYH AHHYH AHHHH AHHHH AGHHH AHHH AHHH HHH

”i’m so vampire core” and it’s a [REDACTED] who looks like this > 🤓

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I do not look like that.

I look like this.

”i’m so vampire core” and it’s a [REDACTED] who looks like this > 🤓

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the local law enforcement is enraged at me because i am performing acts of "trespassing!" this is blasphemous! a man's access to a petting a cow should not be blocked by a mere wooden fence!

Walk along the highway until you find a field full of cows without a fence nearby. Must I do everything for you?

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Belladona or Hemlock as houseplants

Well, Belladonna is rather beautiful, and I grow lots of it in my garden. While I admire the dangerous, yet alluring nature of poisonous Hemlock, it's rather hard (and mildly inconvenient) to cultivate in a controlled manner. I'd much rather admire it from a distance, in the wild.

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why do u refuse my afection ,,,, u dont eben pick up on skype anymore !!!!!! just because i crashed my bike tjrouh your wall ?...?

YOU MADE ME PAY FOR THE BIKE REPAIRS/??????

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They need to put me down ethically. 💜

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Not MY lesbian. Not my problem.

i appear to hath gotten expelled from the education institution i attend

Don't message me on here. You're going to embarrass me in front of my cool tumblr GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

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i appear to hath gotten expelled from the education institution i attend

Don't message me on here. You're going to embarrass me in front of my cool tumblr GIRLFRIEND!!!!!!

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When I make a good post they say "Woooow, good joooob!" and spray Blood Dr Pepper™ into my enclosure.

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Simply the vampire across the street from free. Incredibly unrelated.

goth women outside my house AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHH B8|!!!!!!

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Pleaaase let me in. I promise I will not drink all of your blood if you do. ^_^ Vampire's oath.

goth women outside my house AHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHHH B8|!!!!!!

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Yeah, jokes on you. I stuff my bra. With pouches full of asbestos. I throw them at you if you get close to me. 💜

I hope the radiation makes your boobs shrivel. ^_^

Ill fucking tear yours off to replace them dont worry ^_^

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WhydidIpostthisWhyDIDIPOSTTHISWHYDIDIPOSTTHISWHYDIDIPOSTHTISWHYDIDIPOSTTHISWH

I use my powers of telepathy to send you a kiss with only my brainwaves. If that answers your question. 💜

WHY

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Michiko.

My dear scientist of madness.

I want to make out with you, under the light of Selene, with passion and fervor.

With a sort of adoration and appreciation in my eyes that would transcend the normal societal bounds of 'friendship'.

I use my powers of telepathy to send you a kiss with only my brainwaves. If that answers your question. 💜

WHY

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GIRL WHAT.

HAI GUYS >_<“” wat does uranium mean. I just broke into thiz place 2 see if thye had sum booze ;33