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nothing funnier to me than when AI does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations
#hilarious to me every time.#a computer exponentially more powerful than the equipment needed to put people on the moon can't count the Ns in ''mayonnaise''
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worlds slowest fanfic author tries really really hard
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they say you can't pour from an empty cup but i've been doing it my whole life and aside from all of these mysterious ailments it's working out great for me
#joke#burnout#burned out#people pleaser#chronic illness#disability#disabled#chronic fatigue#support needs#neurodivergent#neurodiversity#memes#cfs#cfs/me#me/cfs#fibromyalgia#pots syndrome#pots
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Holy shit I'm like just past 19 and a transsexual and live in sydney/canberra! This is literally me!
The Canberra Times, April 23 1989
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Wife lovers till they die
#Viktor’s pout when Jayce said no to ascending with him was all I needed to see.#or my fave bridge scene#the man folded immediately#vi loves cait sm like#do I even need to bring examples#act 2 s2 is literally the only proof I need#cait could be on this post too but#this duo is so silly to me#art#fanart#digital art#fan art#my art#arcane#arcane fanart#vi arcane#jayce talis#jayvik#caitvi#what the hell sure#meljay#love wins#book street#bookstreet
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For those who needed to hear it today
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Kirby is a star!!!
#awwww you know what i don't hate kirby he's cute i was looking at my old art and he's so precious#what he ever do#i'm so preoccupied in being cringe or embarrassing to people but this was really a fun time#i'm bringing these back i was looking at all these pictures and i love them#art#fanart#digital art#artists on tumblr#kirby#nintendo#comic#i'm gonna post one of these a day#like yeah some people treated me bad but it was a fun time i just need to not burn myself out that's all!#not april fools btw!!!!! unfortunate timing lmao
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slightly furious reminder that fish do in fact feel pain and do in fact experience fear and distress when in pain since people seem to love spreading the myth that fish don't feel pain. what is it with people assuming a creature is incapable of feeling pain or emotion just because it doesn't have complex facial muscles. come on gang
#animal cruelty#<- for filtering#IT PISSES ME OFF#'oh it's fine to kill eels very slowly for extra flavour. they don't feel pain so it's not cruel at all' did you do. any fucking research#if you REALLY need sources for the idea that non-mammals can feel pain and fear (you know. two things extremely vital for survival?)#then I can send some links in the comments. but fucking christ we shouldn't need an article to tell us this shit#fish have pain receptors fish respond negatively to pain. they'll hide or struggle. fish who escaped being hooked show trauma-like response#including shallow breathing. isolation. and decreased appetite. fish are so fucking complex but people see them gasping#with their gaping mouths and rolling eyes and think ah. the lived experience of this creature is equivalent to that of an earthworm
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I can now fade away into secrecy as long as you all have dark mode enabled. if you don't I will take it personally. hey. hey you. you shouldn't be able to read this. jerk
#wampus rambles#edit: hello everyone! this post was a joke 👍 no need to call me stupid in the tags. I use the vampire theme on desktop for context :)
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My fellow bitches under 5'5. Whatever the money, do not take a job working at a middle school. A fellow adult tried to put me in detention last month and would NOT give up until I showed her my badge proving Yes, The School Hired Me To Work Here. It's not meant for people our height.
#personal#back to work tomorrow prepare thyself#i have had other adults try to take my phone away ask if I have a tardy pass the aforementioned detention incident-#THE LIST GOES ON#i usually get an apology after they realize im twenty fucking six but sometimes im like#....if you need to apologize this profusely for talking to me like that when you realized i wasn't a student#maybe you shouldn't be talking to the students like that either?#i get it they're irritating as hell but like. as soon as you realized i could report you for yelling at me the way u just did#u HELLA backtracked.#maybe some self reflection is in order?
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it’s cheaper to buy vegetables here
#robot alchemic drive#I CANT FIND THE OG POST FOR THE LIFE OF ME it’s like it got vaporized out of existence ???#and i needed this on my blog again. i just needed it#my posts
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#that time tiktok called me out both in recommendations and suggested searches#i need more whimpering audios in my life#tenderheartedbrat
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welcome to my crack au where everything was fine and nothing bad ever happened to anyone
#arcane#arcane league of legends#jayvik#jayce talis#arcane viktor#s2 fucked me up but the hair is so delicious#i really like both of their hair having a gentle curl when it gets longer :3#i don't think in this case it's letting themselves go i think it's letting themselves relax#they need a low stakes project so i'm assigning them home renovation#enjoy viktor's side of the office it will never be this clean again#i'm beyond 'i take a hammer and i fix the canon' i'm throwing the whole canon through a window
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Guys I'm so glad everyone loves hit JRWI campaign: The Suckening so much. 12 thousand notes on just a thumbnail that's so cool. Anyone think about emizel pussy-out post revival
#i make yet anothet post just for me 👍#SHUT THE FUCK UPPPP#sorry. guy who lives in new york voice i need people on tiktok to get less annoying#1k#2k#3k#4k#5k#10k#20k#30k#lord kill us all its at thirty thousand notes...#40k#50k#60k
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