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So I was going to make a joke about the baguettes making fun of the croissant for being different but ultimately thinking about it made me sad.

Tumblr told me not to download the Baguette….well guess what…

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Why does the one look like a croissant though?

Tumblr told me not to download the Baguette….well guess what…

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Welp now I'm not gonna stop thinking about this for the rest of the day. Thanks I guess

PM Seymour's " it came from Tumblr" videos are just audiobooks for Tumblr.

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Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna get a square griddle, (I've always just called it a flat skillet) a butter knife, your favorite spatula, some square sliced ham, some shredded four cheese Mexican style blend, some mayonnaise, and some bread. I don't reckon it'll matter too much what kind of bread as long as you don't go too out there with it, I used white bread because its what I had at the time. 1: for two sandwiches put two slices of bread in the square griddle. 2: take your butter knife and spread a light layer of mayonnaise across the face up side of the bread. 3: take one or two slices of square sliced ham and put it on the bread on top of the mayo. 4: sprinkle some of the four cheese Mexican style on top of the ham. Now I know typically you'd put a lot of cheese on a sandwich (or at least I would) but with this less is more. You really don't wanna use too much or it will overpower the other flavors. 5: put on the top slice of bread. 6: use the butter knife to spread a thick layer of mayonnaise on the outside of the sandwich, which is what it'll cook in. (we're not using butter for this one.) 7: set your stove somewhere between high and medium, but more towards medium (exactly where depends on your stove) and "grill" your sandwiches, gently flipping until both sides are a nice golden brown. Now this part is important, you're gonna want to watch the sandwiches very closely. Because mayonnaise cooks faster than butter a few seconds could literally be the difference between a nice golden brown and a burned brick. 8: When the sandwiches are a nice golden brown on both sides turn off the stove. (Im just making a note of that to be on the safe side and let's face it if you've been alive long enough to use a stove you've probably forgotten to turn it off when you're done at least once.) Plate up the sandwiches and enjoy. I made these and they're some of the best grilled cheese sandwiches I've ever made. (and I've made a bunch of different kinds of grilled cheese sandwiches)

Opinion on cheese? -Sincerely, the Cheese Queen

Tastes much better when cooked.

Raw cheese texture makes my brain scream.

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signs of heatstroke in yourself; throbbing headache,confusion, nausea, dizziness, temperature above 103, hot, red ,dry, or damp skin, rapid and strong pulse, fainting/loss of consciousness. Suggested first aid is to call 911 or get victim to a hospital immediately.

Taken from; National Weather Service at https://www.weather.gov>safety. It's literally the first thing that popped up when I typed 'signs of heatstroke' into Google on my tablet.

VISIBLE signs in someone else; confusion, altered mental state, slurred speech, hot dry skin , or profuse sweating, very high body temperature, seizures, loss of consciousness. It can be fatal if treatment is delayed

Taken from; https://www.cdc.gov. once again its the first thing that popped up in Google search but this time I typed in 'how can I tell if someone else is suffering heatstroke'

The three steps of heat related illness are; heat cramps, heat exhaustion, and heatstroke.

Taken from hhtps://www.hopkinsmedicine.org

And yet again its the first thing that popped up in Google search but this time I typed in 'what are the 3 stages of heat related illness'.

There are charts you can look up that depict the three stages of heat related illness as well as describe the symptoms of each and the difference of severity in each. I put such a focus on specifically heat stroke because 1 its the most severe out of the three and 2 a lot of times the other 2 stages get overlooked as something else so folks may not know they're in danger until it gets to that point.

If you notice yourself becoming tired faster than usual or you're experiencing cramps or pain after working, exercising or just being outside in the heat for a long period of time its probably a good idea to take a break and find a way to cool off.

I have sited my sources to the best of my ability not really for the sake of copyright or not wanting to plagiarize (although that is an issue) but so that folks reading this might have a better chance of getting the information for themselves.

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Only thing this is missing is nice view of either a set of woods or a river bank out the window

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But then wouldn't your head be full of the happy feels? You know serotonin gal and whatnot.

Head Empty, Only Moon Girl

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So for a while I thought his last name would've come from a lover's description of his performance in bed as that would've been on brand for how certain well-known people earned their respective well-known status, ie names, titles, fame/infamy, and so on in the times where knights and the like were the standard. I say certain here because some (usually the average joes of the time) would've just stuck with the names given to them at birth, some people had special names or titles bestowed open them for one reason or another, some were called first name-of-place of origin, and some folks literally just made up there own names/titles as the went along.

Also MY SIBLINGS IN SCIENCE do you realize that this man's name roughly translates to GOD'S FOOD(first name) GOOD AT SEX(last name)??!!!

Rolling on the floor at the concept that Ambrosius is canonically a weird ass name, like in-universe it’s not a normal fucking name

Ambrosius Goldenloin

HIS NAME IS IMMORTAL BIGDICK

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I would have made a post about the heat earlier as (at least where I am) we spent a week under a heat advisory. However after suffering something I can only describe as a nervous breakdown i just didn't feel like posting to Tumblr at all, which is why my 'happy pride' post reads like a 5 dollar greeting card (trust me there's more I wanted to say).

As far as the heat goes watch out for signs of heat stroke, heat fatigue, and so on. If you go from sweating a bunch to not sweating at all it's a sign of dehydration as it means your body doesn't have the water needed to produce sweat.

Don't just chug a bunch of cold water at once because that can hurt you if you happen to be over heated at the time. Get some cool water and drink it slowly. If you work out doors or are just someone who sweats a lot drink plenty of water and make sure you're gaining back the electrolytes you lose through sweat and urine (your favorite sports drink or electrolyte solution should cover that but a salty snack like potato chips or peanuts might help if your prefered sports drink doesn't provide a lot of sodium).

If your somebody who doesn't have air conditioning in their home fans and a spray bottle of cool water can work about the same if you do it right. Cold/cool showers are also an option. If you happen to be homeless try to find a place with air conditioning you can hang out at for a bit, or failing that find a shady area preferably near a river, lake, or stream. Its usually cooler near a body of water. If you're working somewhere and you notice someone who appears homeless seems to be loitering where there's A.C. don't be shitty, everybody has to try to stay cool in a heat wave. If not they could die of heat related illness or complications.

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Aye thats a smart cat right there.

But seriously the latter is ok and very much deserved you know free thought, difference of opinion and whatnot. The former is one of the reasons why the older folks give millennials and gen z (howdy older gen z here) so much crap

Your daily dose of cat memes

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Just rebloggin' this so I don't lose it

Werewolf Pyrrha: The Morning After

Inspired by/continuing from @lwde-encrusted-sideblog ‘s post

Pyrrha: *now in her human phase* 😴

Pyrrha: *stretches and groans a bit* Mmmm…! I had the most LOVELY dream…! ☺️ I finally confessed my feelings to Jaune and we had the tenderest, most romantic kisses ever! We went on a date and held hands and I put my head on his shoulder during the movie and-

Jaune: *groans*

Pyrrha: *eyes snap open at the closeness of the sound*

Pyrrha: *naked, wrapped around equally-naked Jaune as the big spoon in her den/bed*

Pyrrha: 😳 *high-pitched embarrassed squeak*

Jaune: Nnnng…Pyrrha…? Are you awake…?

Pyrrha: …y-yes…?

Jaune: *slowly rolls over with another groan of pain* …good…(ow)…morning, Pyr…! 🤕

Pyrrha: *gasps* Oh my goodness! What happened to you?! You’re all bruised and cut! A-and are those TEETH MARKS?! Oh no, are those MY teeth marks?! 😰

Jaune: *carefully feels bruised/slightly-bloody marks on his neck and collarbone* Y-yeah…your wolf side got a little…aggressive…last night…Good thing for Aura, huh?

Pyrrha: *starting to cry* Oh no! I was afraid this would happen! I can’t believe that I turned and actually ATTACKED my own partner! W-what if I had killed you?! I’m so sorry! You must never want to see me again!! 😭

Jaune: …well…you didn’t exactly attack-attack me…?

Pyrrha: …w-what…?

Jaune: *blushes a bit* It was more like you…um…aggressively mated with me…

Jaune: To be honest it was kinda…nice? It was my first time so I’m not sure how it should’ve gone. I would prefer less biting pressure next time, though!

Pyrrha: …

Pyrrha: *pink*

Pyrrha: *red*

Pyrrha: *dark red*

Pyrrha: *very dark red*

Pyrrha: *very, very dark red*

Pyrrha: …oh gods, I didn’t confess to my crush, I turned into a wolf and violently fucked him!!

Jaune: So…are we going steady now? Wanna get brunch?

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I feel I should mention that I'm not quite anti capitalist as I don't see capitalism itself as the problem (most of the time anyway, it definitely ain't perfect no matter how you look at it.) More so I think the problem is we're doing it wrong.

How ever I very much agree with the the points OP made as they can lead to a much more positive outlook on life itself.

ANTI-CAPITALIST AFFIRMATIONS

i am allowed to spend my time creating things, even if they are not beautiful.

there is no such thing as a "real job." all forms of work are real and valid.

there is nothing that i need to accomplish to be worthy. i am already worthy.

doing nothing is good for my soul.

i am not defined by what i produce.

my worth cannot be measured by my paycheck, my job title, or a list of professional or academic achievements.

i do not need to monetize my hobbies, it is enough to spend time doing something i love.

i will not let society decide what success looks like. i can define what successful life looks like for me.

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Hope everybody had a happy and safe pride

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If you're here from Twitter or reddit i have no advice for you. I just saw a P.M. Seymour it came from Tumblr mega binge one day and thought the site looked fun. Now I just kind of post here and there and hang out like a spider on the ceiling of this website

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I got into Tumblr a year or so ago. Never been on Twitter and the only time I was on reddit was to find a post about a rwby fan theory. I still don't really know how the site functions myself but if this does wind up helping somebody then good.

Tumblr Migration 2: Reddit Boogaloo

We all know about the Twitter immigrants, but there seems to be radio silence on what's happening now with Reddit users from certain subreddits doing a similar thing.

What's happening?

Reddit is restricting their API later this month and killing off third-party apps. An AMA (Ask Me Anything) with the CEO Steve Hoffman was held and it was clear that he would continue with the changes.

In protest, thousands of subreddits across the site are planning to go dark for 48 hours on June 12th. Some are planning to continue indefinitely until the changes are reversed.

Okay, so how does this affect Tumblr?

Some subreddits (mainly queer and left-leaning meme ones, don't worry too much about Reddit Atheists™ overrunning us) are encouraging their users to jump ship to our beloved - and beloathed - hellsite. There will be another influx of new users and many will be unfamiliar with how the site works.

What do us Tumblr users do?

Show them how to use the site; introduce them to the site's culture, tell them to reblog shit and curate their dashboard. Sorta like how we welcomed Twitter users back when they flocked here. Kungpowpenising optional.

I'm new from Reddit, what do I do here?

CHANGE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE AND BANNER TO SOMETHING OTHER THAN DEFAULT BECAUSE THIS SITE IS FILLED WITH BOTS AND YOU MIGHT BE MISTAKEN FOR ONE. This is the FIRST thing you should do after getting a blog.

Other folks can help you with stuff like curating your dashboard or creating sideblogs (or you can look shit up) but please, PLEASE just give yourself an icon and reblog some stuff so people don't mistake you for a bot

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So it might just be me but the finale of the Owl House and the final episodes of RWBY volume 9 seem to have a parallel (if im using the word right) going on.

Main characters are both confronted by people they perceive to have been hurt by them.

They both 'die' and leave their friends to fight an evil god like character why they're helped in the right direction by a benevolent god like character

Both main characters come back supercharged and help their friends defeat the baddie.

The difference is while Luz from the Owl House dies stopping one of her newest friends from being killed by a giant monster Ruby from RWBY drinks a magical suicide tea after her newest friend gets murdered right in front of her.

Also the titan gives Luz Avatar State level witch powers while the blacksmith/the spirit of the tree just kind of nudges Ruby along and (sort of) gives her advice.

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I'm not the only that thought papa titan from the Owl House finale was voiced by P.M. Seymour am I? I don't know they've got the same chill, caring dad energy.