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This recently-born Antelope in Florida looks like a koala and a deer had a baby. 

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“you must reblog this everytime it’s on your dash” 

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my emergency survival kit is just gonna be a dog. maybe a bandaid.

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all grandmas smell the same

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“Don’t catch me or my son ever again.”

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A very shy maned wolf stopping for a visit at a monastery in Brazil for a bite to eat provided by monks. Because of their super long legs, they walk more like giraffes than typical canines. Maned wolves pose no threat to humans. 

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i literally can’t stop thinking about this video and i lose it every time

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Alex Hirsch is a treasure 

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All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

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when I was 14 I worked in a grocery store and one day I got to bag Stephen King’s groceries and of course, being the little horror fiction nerd I am I was completely starstruck

I think he thought I was gonna ask for an autograph because I was not even lowkey staring I was full on moon-faced and bouncing and he kept looking over at me hesitantly like aw jeez kid fuck off

anyways I finally managed to squeak out that I was a huge fan and asked for advice on writing, “how do I write as well as you do?” in my horrible thick German accent and broken ass English and he gave me the best writing advice I have ever received

“shit kid, stop worrying about how other people do it and just write your story”

14 years later my wife and I nearly hit him with our car because he was jaywalking

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apparently i drunkenly emailed kraft the other night and asked when the first shapes mac and cheese came out

i’m pleased to inform you all that it was in 1996 and they were animaniacs shapes

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How cats choose humans. - See Bang Now