Tai. 34. Illinois. She/They. Nursery/L&D RN. (Background image by tumblr user wardenblues.)
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agnostic is lowkey the funniest belief system it's just like yeah idk it's none of my business
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I've decided if people are going to call male characters babygirl then I can do it the other way around for female characters. She's my man now. That woman is my boyfriend. My boytoy even.
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ⓘ Tip You can skip part of the day by taking a nap.
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"i asked chat gpt-"
well I asked the Glow Cloud (all hail) and it emitted a low whistleing and dropped a lizard on my head.
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look we need to talk.........idiot to idiot
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Moon shaped anomaly in the sky tonight
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I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.
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imagine if aliens found the dead body of a human being exploded in the vacuum of space and they started making fun of the mutilated corpse calling it “splatter alien” and saying it was the ugliest alien in the whole galexy. and then made stuffed animals of it to sell to their alien kids. that’s what happened on this planet to the blob fish
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looking at the labubu subreddit out of curiosity/peoplewatching and i;m crying. people are giving them BBLs






this is fucking destroying me. their laboobooties
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i don't think bodily autonomy for minors should be a luck of the draw type thing where you have to cross your fingers that your parents are chill about it.
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may i introduce U to my stoat [thing comes out wiggling]
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