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arrr, what was that, landlubber? ye wish ta join my crew?

don't struggle so much. i know ye want ta wear yer own eyepatch. ye wish to be a salty bilge rat, sailin' fer weeks on months, privateerin' up n' down the west indies wit' yer captain and a fine group of buccaneers.

be a good sailor n' stop strugglin' so much. put on the hat. ye wi' be enemies of the Spaniards, the British, n' the French, n' that's just the empires ye be pillagin'. Most th' time, ye be doin' yer work on behalf of one crown or 'nother. strange bedfellows, but we be doin' what we can for a cut of fine booty.

scared of the tossin' and turnin' of the Osprey? Bah, We'll get ya yer sea legs, you salty dog. after a few days on the seven seas, ye will be rollin' along with the waves better then Ol' Davey.

yo ho ho, lass. we'll get'cha a parrot an' a pegleg soon enough. welcome to the crew, matey.

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ripleys you dont even wanna know

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A Blacksmith’s Dream

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'because im nubby' pharell william's 'happy' 'nubby's number factory' song parity

I own nothing

all song/game belong to pharell william

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Is and continues to be my favorite dance video. Dude’s so unexpectedly fluid.

> High score! What happened? Did i break it?

> You don’t see too many YouTube videos from 2005..

Weird to think that was almost a 10 years ago.

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midnight beans and rice

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[fully aware that making anything at all is an act of tremendous effort and difficulty, to say nothing of the additional challenge of the quality of the thing, all of which are made much worse and thornier by corporate productions] right but why didnt they just make it good instead of bad

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my new invention

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priestesses and pilgrims are constantly pouring jars of perfumed oils into the tomb-prison i was sealed away in all those years ago, giving rise to some of the sweetest-smelling but also most flammable slimegirls the world has ever known

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