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basic human empathy has got to make a comeback divas
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your vaguely awkward and socially inept vibe has captivated me
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*lightheaded with lust* you're such a fucking creep
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His name is greedling and he was just born yesterday…
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public proposals are so embarrassing if someone tried to propose to me in public I’d walk away
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Got reminded again of my old coworker who was a massive misogynist but also trans inclusive. Told me he believed trans women are indeed women because "only women would be stupid enough to want to be women"
I wonder what he's doing now
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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I love personalization. I love stickers on water bottles and on laptops. I love shitty marker drawing on the toes of converse. I love hand embroidered doodles on jeans. I love posters on walls. I love knick knacks on shelves. I love jewelry with goofy charms. I love when people take things and make them theirs.
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captured from an ambulance. captured. from an ambulance. do not stop speaking about palestine please
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i love it when a story presents me with a woman who is a freakweirdo
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it was kind of fucked up for wall-e to be that way about fat people now that im thinking about it
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my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy
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Think you could take a 10x10 inch cock? Asking for a friend 👀
like is it a cube or am i misunderstanding
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I'm glad that people are still having fun on tumblr even after we found out about the frightening ghoul that reblogs posts but doesn't say anything
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