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Hueningkai: Hyung, I screwed up big time!

Yeonjun: Kai, given your daily life experiences, you’re gonna have to be more specific.

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Seokjin: When I first met you guys, I thought you were weird and annoying.

Hoseok: ... And?

Seokjin: And you are.

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Taehyun, showing pictures: One is your room, the other is a garbage dump in the Philippines. Can you tell me which one is which?

Soobin: That one's the dump.

Taehyun: They're both your room.

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Yoongi: Whoever woke me up, come forward and all will be forgiven.

BTS: ...

Yoongi: Smart. You knew I would never forgive you.

Yoongi: But you're dumb if you think I won't get to the bottom of this.

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Beomgyu: You know what, go to hell.

Taehyun: Oh, I've been there, thank you. I found it quite lovely.

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Beomgyu: The world doesn't revolve around you, hyung.

Yeonjun: Oh yeah? Hey, Soobinnie!

Soobin: Hm?

Yeonjun: Run around me in a circle for a little bit.

Soobin: Why?

Yeonjun: I'm trying to prove a point, just do it.

Soobin: *starts running around Yeonjun in a circle*

Yeonjun, to Beomgyu: Now it does.

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Yeonjun: You have the right to remain silent.

Beomgyu: But do I have the ability?

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Jungkook: Hey guys, do you want a tarot reading?

Seokjin: Those are pokemon cards.

Jungkook: You got a Bidoof. It means fuck you.

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Hoseok: Can I be frank with you guys?

Jimin: I dont understand how changing your name makes a difference...

Taehyung: Can I still be Taehyung?

Jungkook: And can I still be Jungkook?

Seokjin: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Taehyun: You can say "have a nice day" and that’s considered nice and polite, but you can’t say "enjoy the next twenty-four hours" without sounding threatening.

Soobin: Taehyun-ah, it's three IN THE MORNING-.

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*Seokjin being a leader in a run bts episode*

Seokjin: *breaks a window to enter the room*

Namjoon: You know, the door was unlocked.

Seokjin: Yeah, well, my way works just fine.

Seokjin, parting ways: Yell if you, uh, you know, are in trouble.

Namjoon: Ah, inspiring leadership.

Yoongi: One of the greats.

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*bts having an argument*

Jimin: And if Taehyung were here, he would agree with me!

Taehyung, entering the room with a bag of chips: No, I don't.

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Yeonjun: Hey, get up. We are going.

Beomgyu: Where?

Yeonjun: To save the world!

Beomgyu: Oh, is that all? Great.

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hey, I'm just here to remind you all to collect points/credits on starplay, mubeat, whosfan and idol champ for txt's comeback on october 26th. don't forget about our goals (i'll leave the info below).

Also, keep streaming dynamite on all platforms, and support bts' comeback on november 20th. we are aiming to put all tracks for this album on hot 100 and we have a lot of records on the list so we have to be better than ever.

but whats more important is that you have fun! we are here to have a good time and support our boys, it is not a matter of sacrificing time if you truly enjoy their music. streaming is not hard, is just listening to what you supposedly love! so don't make it a nightmare, if you cant buy, then just make sure to watch the mvs and stream on whatever platform you can.

moarmys fighting! 💜💙

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*txt playing board games*

Soobin: Oh damn, I lost.

Yeonjun: So what should be his punishment?

Beomgyu: DEATH!

Yeonjun:

Beomgyu: Sorry I got carried away.

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Taehyung, on the phone: Hello? Hyung? It's Taehyung.

Yoongi: What did he do this time?

Taehyung: No hyung, it's really me, Taehyung.

Yoongi, sighing: What did you do this time?

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Namjoon: Why are you guys and the dorm such a mess?

Soobin: In our defense, we were left unsupervised.

Namjoon: Wasn't Jimin with you?

Jimin: In my defense, I was left unsupervised too.