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You successfully tear apart a cardboard box but find it mysteriously empty?

*attempts to get the box off of you*

Roll a strength check please

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this picrew is so cute ?? I got so excited when I saw the ties that's literally my entire personality I am the tie person

tagging my mutuals and anyone else who wants to do it

@zombiemackerel @lovelyalicorn @aaaaaaaaraaaaaraaa @lady-shadow-and-darkness @vinylbiohazard @sav3yee

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I love i5t very much<3333

The beak is perfect

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Camp looks awesome!!!

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Mitä cybershop yrittää kertoo

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Hol' up, there are cishets on tumblr?

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⚠️ Here are the top 34 hoards that dragons don't want you to know about!! ⚠️

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*munch munch munch*

Want me to drop a little treat in your box?

*sounds of sawing can be heard from inside the box*

*a little hole the perfect size for treats appears in the top*

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Noooo please don't show me pictures of your vestige 🙏🙏🙏 I beg of you

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I dress for maximum efficiency not for some kind of preconceived notion of fashion

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Editing skills increased to 100

I think she wears it better

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I think she wears it better

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Looks like a pialated woodpecker to me great find! Thanks for sharing::)

On my walk earlier today I was making a fool of myself gushing over some birds I saw

so sad that we are surrounded by birds and most ppl dont even look at them. how can you look at the beloved pigeon and not admire its stupid little waddle and delightful little rump? how can you see the humble house sparrow and not be enraptured by its adorable little cap and splendid black bib? how can you see a seagull and not admire it’s size (very big when you think about it) and it’s tenacity in targeting humans, the most obnoxious and dangerous of all gods creatures? open your eyes 

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Litter from the street ideally soggy cigarettes butts

Wanted to start a picrew chain, it's been some time since I didn't do one!!! I found this one really cool, if you'd like to try it! (๑✪ᆺ✪๑)

Of course no pressure ✧(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @againtodreaming @lovelyalicorn @femboykyo @bunniezai @hey-sinamka @vivid-vices @fluffyyymocha @lazyflower48 @deafeningdetectivesoul @imfailingmyacademics and anyone who wants join is very welcomed!!

Also lately I've been wanting to create a picrew myself, so if I do it what would you all want me to put in..? (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)

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Nah he seems to really be enjoying the quiet time

Wanted to start a picrew chain, it's been some time since I didn't do one!!! I found this one really cool, if you'd like to try it! (๑✪ᆺ✪๑)

Of course no pressure ✧(｡•̀ᴗ-)✧ @againtodreaming @lovelyalicorn @femboykyo @bunniezai @hey-sinamka @vivid-vices @fluffyyymocha @lazyflower48 @deafeningdetectivesoul @imfailingmyacademics and anyone who wants join is very welcomed!!

Also lately I've been wanting to create a picrew myself, so if I do it what would you all want me to put in..? (ㆁᴗㆁ✿)

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Aw yea thats the good stuff right t he re

A quick shootout to my crops that are struggling through this cold and still putting out. Hungarian wax peppers are small but still tasty harvested early! Rosemary thyme oregano and parsley for a lil bouquet garni, and SWISS CHARD MY BELOVED.... I'm doing stuffed squash!