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World Population : 7,810,521,683
just in case somebody start feelin too important
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“if you’re sensitive to sounds when sleeping, just use earplugs!” i cannot stress enough that the sensory feeling of having my ears fully blocked AND now being able to hear my own heartbeat and breathing and every other sound that’s happening inside my own body is a million times worse than whatever ambient noise may be keeping me awake
#God yeah I'm so jealous of people who can use ear plugs#I even got myself a fancy set to try and it's the same#the breathing and heart beat and the clogging in my ears#the sensory woes 😔#and I'm someone who prefers complete silence when sleeping#so the advice of a white noise machine or fan or whatever also doesn't hit 😔#my life is endless struggles 😔
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i dreamt of a house with too many rooms, which sounds lyrical and all except most of them were just full of different kinds of couch
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Dunkirk (2017) dir. Christopher Nolan || Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker
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Okay, you know what? I must know, because I know many of my LiveJournal friends jumped ship for Facebook and Tumblr and we all have enjoyed Tumblr a lot:
Who here used to be on LiveJournal? Who still has a Dreamwidth account but it's not the same? Who came to Tumblr initially hungry for something that resembled LJ Community but included more visuals?
#reporting for duty#I do still have my dreamwidth#and my lj#but I also made a separate dw for my writing just in case tumblr dies for real#haven't used it at all yet but it's there
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To Mario
Auhfeiuh euyfi efjah aug eweu. Ufeygfi Tfeukfh uef euifka! Yfgkesheu YU efof Hfeuwue seu ef aufheilaskdfeef Ueiufgeiuhereiu gfodsihneu eufheisuh! eieug egoeaine ieg.
From Peach
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I LOVE DRIVING SAFELY AND MAKING SURE PEDESTRIANS AND CYCLISTS ARE SAFE BECAUSE I KNOW IM DRIVING A 2800 LB DEATH MACHINE AND THEY ARE JUST PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I like when the bus stops directly in front of you out of the line of waiting people and opens its doors. Chosen by the dragon
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i could be your cancelled girlfriend
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The data of Mario Kart 64 contains a list of various error messages used while developing the game. Here is a list of the more notable or least explicable messages, including one that simply reads "BANANA".
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