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please share the emo boy in the luggage rack on the train image

"image" is such a casual word i honestly think this masterpiece belongs in an art gallery for the world to see and appreciate

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it’s dangerous to go alone, take this

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my pussy so small like a gnome (yeah)

i style my bush with a comb (yeah)

in bed reading spells from my tome (yeah)

i call your mom up on her phone (yeah)

im no quasimodo but ive got a hunch,

shes eating my pussy like breakfast and lunch

im arbys roast beef, my shit is delicious

a mountain of meat for little gnome bitches

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i hate it when i cant even write a poem about something because its too obvious. like in the airbnb i was at i guess it used to be a kids room cause you could see the imprint of one little glow in the dark star that had been missed and painted over in landlord white. like that's a poem already what's the point

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oh. i just found out that the writer of the vincent van gogh doctor who episode wrote it as a tribute to his sister.

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applying for jobs in the U.S.

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I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

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the girls aren't fighting they're pressing their soapy boobs together

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it's always Teto Tuesday somewhere

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this is a cinematic masterpiece

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(GL) The snake I saved yesterday

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“DEATH TOME,” The Simpsons DEATH NOTE Parody (FULL)

It is animated by DR Movie who also worked on the original series.

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try not to eat too many sweets, ok? 🎃

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tumblr finally getting its shit together and improving the user experience right around the time when all the other social media sites are collapsing due to greed and hubris is like the kids who got out of their small town to move to the big city finding love and settling down in their 30s just in time to watch their high school bullies get divorced

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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen about the whole Musk Twitter Event because imagine being so bad that John Green, the man who was famously run off Tumblr by literal maniacs editing his post to a serenade to cocks in the Green Cock Incident, considers Twitter to be The Worst Site, ie worse than Tumblr. Insane