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literally anyone in the lord of the rings: oh geez we’re getting overwhelmed…we can’t hold the enemy back much longer…

legolas:

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butch lesbians aren’t a “stereotype” – we’re real people who exist. we’re not caricatures and the concept of us isn’t offensive. we’re allowed to look like this and live like this

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Southerner: oh man, there’s snow!1!! Guess we better uh… Not do a driving! *Drives 10 mph while sobbing*

Northerner: *driving a stick shift 80 mph in slick iced roads while eating a full cheese plate and blaring led zeppelins’ “immigrant song”*

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Hot take but like…. trans people like don’t have to disclose that they are trans if they don’t want to. Trans people can work with you, be friends with you, and yes, even flirt with you, and not have to tell you they are trans. Our existence doesn’t require a full disclosure agreement.

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Maze emanates a truly threatening and attractive energy and every time she comes onscreen I am reminded how in love with her I am

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Demon Dean + Black Eyes

(for anonymous)

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if you are going to do historical inaccuracy, then go big. Just take it to a whole ‘nother level.

I mean like Knight’s Tale “chanting Queen at the jousting tournament ‘foxy lady’” levels of anachronism. Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters with Hansel injecting himself with insulin and Gretel wielding a multiple-shot crossbow levels of anachronism. Go for Blazing Saddles, Blackadder, Jack of All Trades, Connecticut Yankee levels of anachronism

you either have to play by the rules or throw out the book.

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Hey Gamers

Tonight I had to punish a player for referring to the Monster Manual as a “husband catalog”

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Hot take but like…. trans people like don’t have to disclose that they are trans if they don’t want to. Trans people can work with you, be friends with you, and yes, even flirt with you, and not have to tell you they are trans. Our existence doesn’t require a full disclosure agreement.

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modern horror story: a single 200 chapter fic on ao3 summarized as a “collection of drabbles.” it is tagged for 200 different fandoms and every single character who so much as breathes in any of the chapters. it takes you an hour to scroll past. it is always at the top of your search results because it updates three times a week.

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Old fans welcoming new people to a fandom:

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My roomba is scared of thunderstorms

I was sitting at my desk just a few minutes ago, drawing, and a really loud crack of thunder went off–no power surges or anything, just thunder–and my roomba fled from its dock and started spinning in circles

I currently now have an active roomba sitting quietly on my lap

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bb!derek appears out of nowhere and the sheriff’s first reaction is STILES HAVE YOU BEEN TIME TRAVELING?!

because obviously, if stiles ever went back in time, he’d come back with a stolen derek in his pocket.

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thor (bisexual muscle jock paradise) and loki (genderfluid chaos twink) r iconic siblings the level of which can be achieved only by g0ds themselves which, yeah

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Out of all the things I’ve received at pride parades, as a Christian, this one is my favorite.