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Tw//Suggestive, don't like scroll right on by :)

Picture this:

A large box in the middle of the shopping district (I'm thinking season 7) and in the box there is a bedroom, the bed can easily fit 6-8 people right-

On the outside, there is a little sort of voting box and a sign that's says "Enter your name and be in a chance of winning a wonderful night of being wrecked by others!!"

Hermits do this, and then after a week,5 people are messaged buy the creator of 'The Box'

4 of them: Go to the box at 5pm on firday, bring anytoys you would like to use, stand next to red door. Do Not enter the room until the door opens for you.

The other person: You have won!! Congrats ;) on Friday, go to the box at 4pm, go to the blue door at the back of the box and enter as soon as you can. Fill out the questionnaire, strip, and prepare ;)

That's right!!! I needlessly complicated pwp

Yeah so.

Might do a fic.

I dunno yet.

Hmng I'm just trying to think who I would want in each postion tbh.

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Now - hear me out (Slight denigration, But its just teasing(and consensual))

(I don't watch the dsmp, not really, I just sorta watch some of their solo vids: Aimsly, Ranboo, Awsamdude)

But like-

Doc attended MCC to be there and support the hermits competing right-

-And Sam just so happens to be on Rens team right

-And Doc is smitten

Like, straight (lol) away, he just falls head over heels. It's not everyday there's another creeper hybrid!!!

(And the fact hes taller then Doc? Fuuuuuu-)

Anyway, the entire game, Doc is watching Rens team, but also trying reeeeeally hard (again, lol) to not start drooling everytime Sam so much as looks his way.

He fails.

Ren teases him about it afterwards, and Doc walks away flustered.

Then, he gets cornered by none other then-

SAM!!

Sam teases him, maybe cages him in with his arms agasint the wall, grinning down at him. Maybe he forces Doc to keep eye contact with him, maybe he growls in Doccys ear about how he's been wanting to get inside his pants all day.

In the end, Doc comes back to the server like 6 hours later, limping, neck bruised and looking very pleased with himself. (Ren teases him for weeks about being a bițch for hunky men)

(Doc agrees)

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Holy-

I just re-watched mumbos last life series (I miss him like mad okay) and that scene where Scott takes him hostage right?Well, Impulse comes charging back in and says, ready?

"I'm not leaving without MY Mumbo!"

I-

-im

-am I the only one who noticed??????

Like I can't be right???

Just, now I'm imagining a protective Impulse growling anytime Scott came in close proximity to him, maybe when they got back to the southlands, Impulse felt like he had to 'prove' that Mumbo was his. Maybe leaves a few marks on his neck to show everyone, Mumbo loves it.

Just. Void. Help.

Brainrot

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Sorry just-

-thinking about how flustered Doc would get when Ren kisses him for the first time yknow??

Like, Ren has *experience* and knows exactly what to do and how to do it

And from them moment ren kisses him Doc just, melts.

Full on shaking, hands trembling and chest heaving. Naturally ren keeps going and pulls doc closer and holds him, maybe climbs into Doc's lap. All the while, the only thing Doc can do is try not to make an embarrassing sound (and fails)

Which leaves them both holding eachother with Doc covering his face cuz he got *to* excited and now has to change his trousers while Ren is looking at him with a bright grin-

-shoot sorry. Got carried away

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Screw it

*transgenders Mumbo*

(Also just thinking about him being nervous having *yknow* with Doc for the first time cuz yknow -ahhhh- and Doc just being like "I mean- we don't have too? You're still my Mumbo so I don't mind waiting till you're comfy" and then them just cuddling the full day)

Bonus points if Mumbo tells Doc he's trans only for Doc to look up and say "yeah creepers are born with both organs, I'm more comfy with male tho" and that's that in this essay-

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The very same Birdy! Only, more.....mature ;)

Please be aware that this is a shipping account, and it will get kinda crazy in the future, if that makes you uncomfortable, no worries!!!! Add my other account where its a lot more tame :D

If you have any headcannons, asks, questions, or anything of the same, let me know!!!

Blog specific tags:

Birdythinks - Random brain rott

Birdyimagine - little scenario's I might come up with

Birdytalks - a response to a question, headcannon ect from you lot!!

(These tags will be used for more...mature things/explicit stuff)

(Each hermit with have their own tag)

I will be posting things a bit more....raunchy, so please please keep that in mind.

Anyyywho, enjoy!!!