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damned if you’re employed damned if you’re not

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having a job fucking sucks, what do you mean i can’t read about my blorbos in harrowing situations all day anymore!? 😭

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him

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X

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Hey pookieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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A little metalhead primping

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steve teaching robin his evil white boy ways is very important to me. he's boosting her up into a girl's window. she's wearing backwards baseball caps and popped collars and sunglasses inside. sitting on the roof in lawn chairs. throwing random stuff off high places.

the first time she does a keg stand, he cries.

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Wayne Munson is Mother, pass it on.

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i get high and start having delusions of grandeur. like i can totally eat that whole tub of ice cream and there will be no negative ramifications.

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eddie: i accidentally indulged in too much “me time.”

eddie: apparently i’ve been missing for 6 months and presumed dead by authorities.

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y’all i had an interview today and now i’m STRESSING bc i need this job but don’t know if i’ll get it or not 😫

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(Same universe as this)

Robin posts a TikTok captioned: New Roommate

The whole video is a compilation of her trying to film her crafts while Steve and Eddie are off-camera having the world’s dumbest conversations. It’s like:

Robin, on camera: *crocheting a blanket*

Eddie: I haven’t seen 12 Angry Men. What about that? Wanna do 12 Angry Men?

Steve: Not in one night. Jesus.

Robin, on camera: *making a mosaic*

Eddie: What’s it called when time is bisexual?

Steve: …Biweekly?

Eddie: That’s it. I get paid biweekly.

Robin: *restocking her bead cases*

Steve, walking into the room: - one to talk, you pissed in the sink.

Robin: What?!

Eddie: Not our sink.

Robin: *trying and failing to spin clay on a pottery wheel she bought*

Steve, loud: Dude, just talk. I get distracted by your hands and miss what you’re signing.

Eddie, also loud: Do. You. Want to. Door. Dash?

Steve:

Steve: Wow. Yelling at the hearing impaired? That’s so offensive.

Steve: Robbie, cancel him.

Robin, flat: Eddie, you’re cancelled. Trash duty for a month.

Eddie: A month!? You set me- *video cuts*

Robin, on camera: *trying to film a tutorial*

Eddie: Bisexual, huh? And you sleep with mostly women? Interesting.

Steve:

Steve: I can fuck your uncle if you’re concerned about it.

Robin: *opens her mouth to speak but Dumb and Dumber just walked into the room*

Robin: *rolls eyes at camera*

Eddie: *complaining in the background*

Eddie: Did you just turn off your hearing aids?

Steve:

Eddie: *aggressive jingling as he signs*

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i want everyone to know this is something me and my parents REGULARLY quote to each other.

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Wayne is doing a little shopping when he feels a tug on his shirt. He looks down and sees a little kid around Eddie’s age asking, “Hi, Mister. I’m Steve. Do you know that Eddie kid? He has curly hair and likes bugs.”

“Yeah, that’s my nephew,” Wayne says, thinking Eddie made a little friend while he’s been in Hawkins over the summer.

“He said he was gonna hole-punch my ear and put a tag on me - like a cow at Mr Bryan’s farm - so I’m easy to find,” Steve tells him. “That will ruin hide and seek for me. Tell him not to do that, please.”

“I- he said what?”

“Also, he bit me.” Steve shows him his arms. “It hurt.”

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if there are any active steddie accounts out there who follow me let me know so i can follow you in trying to recalibrate my feed from destiel to steddie again