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i'm not a relationship expert by any stretch but i think the best- or maybe not the best, but the funniest thing you can possibly do if you find out your spouse is having an affair, is to have an affair with the same person. Like what are they gonna do. get mad at you? they started it

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dumb kryk au where they’re both bartenders at a nightclub and try to one-up each other on who they manage to take home until one morning yaku wakes up in an unfamiliar bed… he can’t remember shit (he knows it’ll come back to him) but he has to brag to kuroo about this, so he texts him gloating about how hot the guy he hooked up with last night is, before even turning over. and the phone on the other side of the bed chimes . only then does he roll over with dawning horror

(and neither of them can remember the night. at the end it turns out that they didn’t sleep together at all)

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how it feels to have no social media presence as an artist

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writing fanfiction is constantly flipping between "this is a hobby i do for fun its not that serious" and "if this isnt my next greatest hit im going to back flip off the empire state building"

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would kita shinsuke approve of you talking like that?

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thinking about them hours

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People who are able to write multichaptered fics and not get sick of your own idea or spoil everything in chapter 1 or lose motivation or forget about it, teach me your secrets

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Pros of re-reading your own fic

a good time;

Has exactly the tropes you like and the characterization you want to read;

Gratification: yes you did finish a thing and yes you did do good;

just a very fun time all around.

Cons of re-reading your own fic:

Is that another TYpO

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so yesterday i had to get up in the middle of the night to catch a few scenes and I'm not kidding I'm writing this. why was it in the middle of the night you ask i have no idea

so yea I dunno where I saw it, but that fake dating au along the lines of

I'm taking you as my (fake) date to a family event because you're the type of person my parents would Absolutely Despise and I don't want to be invited to a family event ever again

that's tensemi. Right there. I can imagine either of them approaching the other like “You. You are the menace that will irritate my parents off into outter space” and the other one's like ‘Kay

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yes

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I should’ve never picked up JJK I should’ve watched those volleyball twinks instead nothing bad happens there

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(maybe ennoshita stayed behind to practice with him since Kagayama asked, Hinata going home early bc he needed to help at home with something (maybe promised Natsu he’d be early for once for some reason) and everyone else went home just a little before)

Kageyama stops and is like “can we talk, maybe?”

and Ennoshita nods and doesn’t voice his thoughts about how everyone else somehow probably sensed this and left early.

Ennoshita somehow manages to steer Kageyama to sit near the podium, and they end up more in the corner. He supposes it’s better than standing. It takes for a while before they get to the problem.

“Like volleyball, that’s good, that’s…” Kageyama’s voice is shaky, before it fully breaks, “but the rest-” and he’s crying.

Ennoshita first has to process. Then he sits down opposite Kageyama and does a soothing shh, wondering how exactly did he get there. (He isn’t sure if touching Kageyama will spook him further, not until he’s figured out what the problem is.) He contemplates what could be the problem, and the recent news pop in mind.

“You’re worried about being vice-captain?”

Kageyama nods. Ennoshita isn’t even sure he’s breathing, and so they first deal with that. He sort of wishes Yachi or some equally qualified Kageyama-handler was there, but when Kageyama matches his breathing to his, and slowly seems to get down from the worst, Ennoshita tries to believe he’s got this. He has to.

“See, I was becoming captain last year. And everyone was so sure of it—and I suppose, by the start of third year, I was sort of too.” Ennoshita swallowed. “But you know, the words you’ll gain experience are nice. And true, it’s very true. But still, I was so worried about the before that…”

Ennoshita doesn’t finish, but Kageyama thinks he understands. It’s as if someone took his feelings and displayed them on the wall, playing with strings and connections until the complex map was coherent enough to say aloud.

“Before you get to the point of having experience,” Ennoshita continues, “you always sort of… stumble. Poke about.”

“Because you’re always learning,” Kageyama mumbles.

“Sure.” Ennoshita smiles again.

“But what if I’m a bad vice-captain.”

“Nobody expects you to be the best right of the bat.”

Hinata does, hangs in the air between them, just before Kageyama says it.

“Hinata does.”

Ennoshita nods to agree with what Kageyama voiced. “And you’ll get there. Eventually. But before that, it’s alright to just… be.”

Kageyama looks at him, lost and hopeful all at once, as if he didn’t believe that.

“You want to move the team forward. That’s a very good mindset to have.”

Kageyama nods. The coach has told him that, too.

“You’ll figure it out eventually. It’s alright to be nervous, though.”

Kageyama nods. He is still crying.

Ennoshita shuffles next to him, leaning against him the minimal amount necessary to say I’m here. It’s alright.

Everyone is long gone. They have yet to lock up the gym. They both need to get up early tomorrow.

Ennoshita stays put before Kageyama shuffles away to get up.

Somehow Ennoshita knows that Kageyama will do just alright.

Someone else can write this scene i've got something in my head but it's just a jumble of thoughts about the two of them.

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ennofuta fic where they are starting to date in their third year and Noya and Tanaka find out Ennoshita has been on a date (...Many Dates? WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DIDN'T TELL US CHIKARA) (Ennoshita Refuses to tell them who it is he's dating. they speculate about random girls they see him talk to. he does not comment on this) and then during a practice match somehow they get to the topic of which captain is better (maybe Futakuchi is showing off to Ennoshita and the two interpret it as a challenge obviously) and Tanaka and Noya being Tanaka and Noya are like well Our Captain has got Mad Game he's been on So Many Dates and has the Best girlfriend obviously

And Futakuchi is just sorta staring and standing perfectly still, torn between blushing and pointing out first that no. not a girlfriend. yea the best. i know all that already I've been there bitch.

Ennoshita casually walks past like Have you two started on your homework yet? which Tanaka and Noya being Tanaka and Noya did, in fact, not.

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Tendou, watching some of his teammates fake dating: boy, have I read enough fanfiction to know where this is going

Kawanishi, sitting next to him on a bench, on his phone: it better well not be written by someone who indulges in angst, then

Tendou: yea it better not

Kawanishi:

Tendou:

Tendou: is there something you'd like to share about your internet experience, Taichi?

Kawanishi: I gotta go