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thank uou for showing me your little white boy i do not like him can you put him away please
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i think it's fine to show up a little buzzed for work, but only if it's the kind of work that doesn't require the full use of your faculties. like if all you do all day is routine coronary angioplasties, or you're just performing the same route motions on a ballistics assembly line, fine! show up with a flask on your hip and take sips in your down time. but if you're running the griddle at waffle house you need to sober the fuck up and lock the fuck in.
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Horse figure of the day: Schleich Appaloosa Mare #42458
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my shaders did NOT react well with carrot cake…
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“Untitled” (2014) by Nguyễn Hoàng Nam ☀ Child in purple áo dài claims her persimmon kingdom
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"The Daily Dyke Cartoons" No. 1 & 2
Intaglio with Chine Cólle
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*kisses you directly on the lips* That doesn’t mean anything. *tries to walk away but my ankle rolls and i break it so now you have to put me down for ethical reasons*
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