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[blackabal]

*on an elevator*

Kabal: *holding a baby*

Sonya: awh how cute! whats his name?

Kabal: *ignores her*

Erron: Ben

Kabal: Carlos

Erron: Carlos? Really?

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Blackabal fluff

“You gotta carry me over the threshold, it’s tradition!”

“Since when is any of this tradition?” Erron laughed, but regardless, already was dipping down to hook an arm underneath Kabal’s knees to scoop the man up into his arms. Kabal wrapped his arms around the man’s neck, grinning lopsidedly at Erron for being indulged as Erron carried Kabal into the cabin in some unknown woods. Far away from all the bullshit of their now former lives from the Black Dragon and their new life together as fresh newly weds with their rest of their lives ahead of them.

“Hell yeah, it’s like out of some shitty romcom,” Kabal said as Erron carted him inside, Erron resisting the urge to take him over to the counter and dumping his cute ass there, instead setting his man on his feet so that he could eagerly start looking around their new home.

“It still needs some elbow grease, a few repairs, some love and care,” Erron said as Kabal looked through the homey little kitchen and the living room. They had most everything, their fridge was still chilling because it had been hauled up that morning, so they would need to head into the town that was about thirty minutes out to get dinner there and then buy groceries in the morning. They also needed a couch, the one that was offered had been half rotted and Erron knew that Kabal’s habit of deadweighting when he sat down would have snapped it in half and buried his new hubby in rotted wood and fabric.

“But it’s home,” Kabal grinned as he disappeared to go check out their bedroom. Thankfully they had bed, could do with a better mattress but that could be put off for a bit while they got settled, and a bunch of worn and super comfy quilts and blankets and pillows.

“Yeah,” Erron sighed happily.

“Oh man, we got a kitchen now. We can we start cooking in it?” Kabal said, having decided that the bedroom was up to snuff and coming out to poke around the kitchen some more.

“‘Friad the fridge isn’t cold enough to hold anything without spoilin’ it. So tonight we’re gonna hit up the town, it’s got this cute diner and everythin’,” Erron said. “So tomorrow, sorry moonpie.”

“Nah don’t sweat it. We have a kitchen and that was the dream,” Kabal said, ducking underneath the sink and opening the cupboard compartment, finding it bare for now and also finding Erron’s rifle tucked away out of sight. “The second I can, I’m making breakfast for you in bed.”

“Ain’t you sweet as pie?” Erron grinned while Kabal chuckled.

“Nah, you are for making my domestic life dreams come true,” Kabal beamed, quickly bouncing up to Erron to smush a kiss to his grin creased cheek and then hugged him tight.

“We made it, darlin’,” Erron sighed happily, hugging Kabal back.

“We did and it’s kinda fucking amazing?”

They hugged for a moment, relishing in the moment and the feeling of being in their home and in their new lives and thinking of all those soft and weak things that they had longed for for years in the Black Dragon but were unable to do. But now they could and it was wonderful and it felt like a dream. But it was real.

Much like Kabal’s growling stomach.

“Metabolism from hell,” Kabal laughed.

“Well, let’s go feed then it then, sug,” Erron laughed, kissing the top of Kabal’s head. “Also maybe walk around town for a bit. Nice to see what it has to offer.”

“Aww, hubby is taking me out for dinner and an after dinner stroll,” Kabal teased.

“Sure am, honeysuckle,” Erron drawled back, kissing Kabal’s nose to make him blush and grin.

[blackabal]

Blackabal - Tickle Fight (Pt. 2)

//Cuz @spideypotpie Was The Only One Asking For More Lmao

Kabal Was Sitting Next To A Sad Looking Cowboy. Erron Rested His Head On Speedy's Shoulder. Kabal Had His Arm Around Greedy.

Kabal: "You Ok, Erron?"

Erron: "It.....It's Nothing"

Kabal: "There's Something-"

Erron: "It's Nothing Kabal, It's Fine"

Kabal Starts To Trace The Gunslinger's Left Side, Making The Cowboy Jump And Start Chuckling. Kabal Eventually Starts Tickling His Side, Making Erron Laugh. Kabal Continues, Tickling The Outlaw's Sides.

Erron: "Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! K-Kahahahabahahahahahahahahahal!! S-Stohohohohohohohohop!! C-Cuhuhuhuhuhuhuhut It Ohohohohohohout!!!!"

Kabal: "Cut What Out?"

Kabal Keeps Tickling Erron, Continuously Switching From His Sides To His Stomach. Erron Laughed Loudly And Tried Smacking Kabal's Hands Away. Nothing Worked For Erron, He Was Basically Helpless.

On The Outside, He Hated Being Tickled Because He's Very Ticklish. His Ticklish Spots Are His Sides, Ribcage, Neck, Armpits, Stomach And More. On The Inside, He Liked Being Tickled Because It Made Him Feel Better.

Kabal Kept Tickling, And Finally. Erron Confessed. He Told Kabal That He Kept Getting Bad Luck With Matches And Made A Mistake By Calling Johnny Garbage. After Kabal Finished Listening, His Tickling Pace Sped Up To About Max.

He Accidentally Made The Cowboy Piss Himself, But It Was Worth It.

//Done! Half Way Through, My Cat Jumped On Me ._.

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[blackabal]

Detective Erron Black and Kabal AU Headcanons Pt. 1

I’ve been watching a lot of House, and I had a bit of free time before I get swamped again. Yes, there will be a Pt. 2 coming in the future. I know its angsty, but the next one will include Post-burn Kabal so thats another angst fest. But I will make sure that there are more happier moments in that one. In the meantime, enjoy!

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- Kabal joins the Black Dragon Detective Agency, the mention of lucrative pay and flexible hours was the tipping point of why Kabal had accepted Kano’s shady offer

- He is immediately paired with the lone-wolf, the reputable hat-man Erron Black himself.

-  Erron’s the jaded, snarky, hardass of a detective that everyone either hates or admires because he’s too darn good at being a detective (It doesn’t help that he has the face and body of Adonis). But the man has his vices: Booze and women.

- Kabal’s the more relaxed, funnier detective with lightning quick wit to counter Erron’s sarcastic quips on the fly. He calls it his Kaballian Superpowers.

- Kabal and Erron HATE each other’s guts at first

- Erron thinks Kabal is annoying because he doesn’t know when to shut up  too much of a goody-two-shoes. It disrupts his flow, especially when he’s trying to get information and he’s not in the mood to go about it civilly, or legally. Usually he’s ready to beat up a guy and leave him in the alley, but Kabal’s yapping about ethics and going by the law, so he beats up the guy lightly

- Kabal hates that Erron is the bad cop in the equation, because he used to be the bad cop and Stryker used to be the good cop. No one steals the bad cop role from Kabal.

-  Kabal thinks Erron is an alcoholic with a hilariously short fuse  doesn’t know how to cooperate. Not at all. So he has to keep pestering Erron, reminding him to include him in decision making when it comes to taking up cases, especially ones with high notoriety. He’s not about to die just because one guy gets insane high off the adrenaline from chasing criminals and being in shootouts.

-  Except Kabal almost does.

-  Kabal doesn’t hesitate to take 2 bullets to the chest—Bullets meant for Erron. He coughs and splutters, but he smiles through the pain. “Get that son of a bitch.”

- Erron has a newfound respect for his partner, no one has ever given their life so recklessly to save his. So, he endures Kabal’s jabs of ‘I knew you were a softie!’ whenever he visits.

- Their friendship progresses from razor-like hostility, to sarcastic Sherlock-Watson like banter. It shocks everyone in the office how casually Kabal says ‘fuck you’ to Erron and the cowboy just shrugs unbothered.

- However, just because their friendship is good doesn’t mean they don’t have friendly competitions. Kabal challenges Erron to a drink-off, and fails miserably because Erron drinks liquor like he’s drinking water, while he’s at one corner struggling to keep up.

- It comes to a point when he starts getting on tables and sings I Need a Hero, and starts complimenting Erron on how handsome he is and how some woman would be lucky to shag him. The latter is what prompted Erron to knock Kabal out to sleep.

- On the rare occasion that Erron does get drunk, his lips gets a little loose. He starts telling Kabal about his humble beginnings in the business, how he started as a bouncer and transitioned into the business of murdering people until Kano showed up.

-  Kabal enjoys these moments, because it’s the only time Erron opens up and shows some form of genuine happiness, no matter how minute it is.

-  Until Erron gets into the nitty gritty, the dark past that he’s kept concealed under iron-clad sobriety; The rough childhood, the lack of love from his parents, and the eventual murder of his father by his hands.

-  While Kabal’s the man known to spill all the tea with, he also knows boundaries. He talks to Erron about his confession the next morning, and promises to take Erron’s secret with him to the grave. Kabal earns not only Erron’s trust, but Erron’s ride-or-die loyalty as well.

- In turn, Kabal made Erron his emergency contact. Did it surprise Erron? Yes. Did Erron call him a wuss after hearing that? Yes. Did Erron secretly feel honored? Also, yes.

-   But such privilege comes with a price.

-  It’s annoying being Kabal’s emergency contact because there are times when Erron’s just trying to get a good night’s sleep but the idiot had to get drunk somewhere, which of course meant that Erron would also have to haul Kabal’s ass out of the club and onto his couch.

- It comes to a point where Kabal keeps crashing at Erron’s place so often that he joked about moving in with Erron one time.

-  Until, Erron tosses him the keys to the apartment and in his half-sleep induced grumpy mumbles, “Here are the keys. Just shut up and don’t make a mess.”

[blackabal]

Blackabal + SubScorp - Double Date

//I'm So Sorry I've Been Holding This Back For A While...Here It Now. OH!! Btw, I Will Be Playing Scorpion And Sub-Zero, Cuz Idk

Johnny Knew That There Were 2 Popular Gay Couples No One Really Knew About. Blackabal And SubScorp. He Didn't Want To Embarrass Them On Purpose. First, He Went To The Shirai Ryu Grounds. He Found Hanzo Meditating With Kuai. This Was His Chance To Act.

Johnny: "Heey You Guys!"

Kuai: "What Do You Want Cage?"

Johnny: "Well, Kabal Was Wondering-"

Hanzo Quickly Gave Johnny A Dirty Look Before Getting His Spear Ready. Kuai Put His Hand On His Lover's Shoulder, And Shook His Head. A Warning Not To Risk It.

Kuai: "Whatever Kabal's Saying, Just Tell Him We'll Be There."

Johnny: "Ok, Great!! Have Fun On Your Double Date!!"

Johnny Left Right Before Scorpion's Spear Could Get Him. He Journeyed Over To The BDHQ (Black Dragon Head Quarters). After He Knocked On The Door, He Was Attacked By The Gunslinger. As Erron Pointed A Gun To The "Movie-Star's" Head, Kabal Ran Out.

Kabal: "Erron, Calm Down."

Johnny: "I-I Was Just Coming To Say That Fire And Ice Invited You To A Double Date.."

Erron Put His Gun Away, Looking At Kabal. Kabal Looked Back At His Lover, Before Shrugging.

Erron: "Where?"

Johnny: "The New Restaurant That Just Opened. They Said They Were Excited!"

Kabal: "Tell Them We're Coming."

Johnny: "Ok! Have Fun!"

All Throughout The Night, Kabal And Erron We're Throwing Jokes. One Of The Jokes Was: "I Forgot How To Throw A Boomerang, But Then It Came Back To Me."

Kuai And Hanzo Couldn't Help But Laugh At Their Childishness. They All Had A Fun Time, But The Next Day...They Attacked Johnny. Because What The Heck?

//That Was A Mouthfull Well, Hope You Guys Enjoyed!

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[blackabal]

Kabal: yo wanna see a picture of my cock?

Erron: HELL NO

Kabal: *slides over a picture of a chicken*

Kabal: picture of my cock

Erron: that’s a chicken motherfucker

[blackabal]

Blackabal, Kabal asks vampire Erron a few things

“Would I taste different because of my speed?”

“Ain’t fittin’ to find out, moonpie.”

Kabal huffed, pushing at Erron curled along the backside of him in bed for the evening.

“Why not?”

“Why do you want me to bite you?” Erron tiredly asked, breath lukewarm against the back of Kabal’s neck and head.

“Come on! You’re a vampire! You know it’s… you do drink blood, don’t you?”

“Yes, I am a vampire. Yes, I drink blood. No, I will not drink yours, moonpie.”

Kabal pouted, grunting when Erron’s arm around his waist tightened and pulled him closer to the man behind him. Disturbingly lukewarm, but Kabal had gotten used to it. You spent enough time snuggled up against someone that was noticeably a few degrees cooler than normal people and you just got used to it. Also it had a weird side effect of helping Kabal sleep, since he burned hot due to his speedy metabolism usually making him burn hot. Erron’s slightly cooler body seemed to suck up all the heat and Kabal rarely had moments of waking up from a deadsleep to throw the blankets or yank clothes off to cool back down.

“Fine, you won’t. Can I ask why not then?”

“It’s… it’s personal, moonpie. My… that part of me has been used to put a lot of hurtin’ on people. It’s really all it’s good for. I don’t want to do that to you.”

Kabal huffed but his annoyance and indignation quickly left him. Yeah, that made sense. It was why Kabal never really used his speed around Erron too. His speed was something for fighting, not for flexing around the babe. It felt weird to get the two even close together, mildly upsetting and terrifying actually. So something like this…

“Okay… I’m sorry I brought it up.”

“No, no… probably would have come up eventually. Good to get it out now… it’s not sexy or anything like rumors like to go, either, before you ask. That’s just this uh… toxin we got that makes people calmer so that they don’t hurt themselves or us during feedin’.”

“Boo.”

Erron huffed and Kabal giggled as he twisted around and kiss the pouting cowboy’s cute, crooked little nose. Erron stuck his tongue out, Kabal catching a glimmer of those fangs for a second before Erron went back to pouting.

What a nerd. He loved him so much.

[blackabal]

Blackabal, domestic life

“The day has come.”

“Yep.”

Kabal practically bounced in the kitchen chair. Erron just chuckled as he bent down and started grabbing a few pans and such from the cupboards. He put two frying pans on the counter before going to get the toaster.

“The kitchen is fully stocked and operational, time to make my hubby a real meal,” Erron grinned crookedly at Kabal.

“My dreams… they’re coming true,” Kabal said, mock tearing up with joy and then giggling when Erron made a fake motion of throwing an egg at him as he got the carton out of the fridge.

“Now if I can just get up before you, I can make you something and bring it to you in bed,” Erron grinned as he got the butter out and threw chunks of it into the pans and started heating them up. While they were starting to sizzle away, Erron grabbed bacon out of the fridge too, as well as jam, and some onions and some potatoes so he could make himself some hash.

“Comes with the hell metabolism,” Kabal shrugged, but watching Erron quite happily as Erron started making a big breakfast for them to celebrate their first use of the kitchen.

“Uh huh, here’s somethin’ to tide you over,” Erron smirked, giving Kabal some toast with butter and jam.

While Kabal pecked away at that, Erron made up a couple eggs, bacon, more toast, hash, a few pan fried potato slices with onion and then more toast because the cute speedily little shit was inhaling it. But thankfully, Kabal slowed down for the real course, Erron watching very happily as Kabal happily groaned between bites, taking his time to taste and savor everything.

“Not bad, huh?” Erron grinned as he got his own plate and joined Kabal at the table.

“If I had known that you were a good cook, I would have run away with you and married you sooner,” Kabal said between bites.

Erron laughed.

When they both had tucked away their breakfasts, they both got up and started washing the dishes, Kabal singing something horrifically and gloriously off key and hip bumping Erron until Erron got the hint and started crooning something out. And happily singing together, washing the dishes, the two enjoyed a quaint little domestic moment that they had been dying to have for several months, maybe longer, and could have now. And many more down the line.

“What are we going to do today?” Kabal asked as they dried everything and started putting them away.

“Well, it’ll be a good bit before we need to worry about money so let’s do somethin’ fun,” Erron hummed. “There’s this little lake out a ways. Wanna go hang out there for a few hours?”

“Oh hell yeah, we can go fishing and swimming!”

“If we catch anythin’, I’ll fry it for dinner.”

“We need to go, we need to go now,” Kabal said, hurriedly putting the cup he was drying away and rushing to go grab what he needed for a day on the lake.

Chuckling, Erron put away the last few dishes and went to go join his hubby.

[blackabal]

Erron: I’m almost done with him I just have to work out the kinks

Kabal: I like feet

Erron: shut up

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Headcanon Ideas (?) - Blackabal

Kabal Treating For Erron's Broken Arm

Buster Attacking Frost

Another "First Date" Kinda Thing But It Would Be Their Second Date-

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[blackabal]

Hanzo: it’s kind of cold...

Kuai: here take my jacket!

Kabal: I’m cold too!!!

Erron: well damn kabal, I can’t control the weather

[blackabal]

Blackabal please

Hell yeah!

1. Who kissed the other first? Kabal kissed Erron first. Erron was being a cock son of a bitch and flashing that crooked and handsome cowboy smile and well, Kabal is a weak man.

2. What was their first fight about? They have a few spats early on about what they could and could not do and how much they could love on each other and how much they needed to hide. They both wanted to be free and open about it but that kind of weakness around Kano would mean nightmare things. They ended up realizing that they wanted to be out and open about their relationship but both terrified of losing the other to Kano and talked things out.

3. Who sleeps in the couch more often? Depends. If they’re both even near each other when it comes time for bed? They’re gonna find a way to snuggle together for the night. If they’re apart or they feel like there’s too many eyes? They’ll sleep apart and one or both of them will crash on a couch somewhere.

4. Who drinks coffee and who drinks tea? Kabal doesn’t like either but he’ll drink coffee if he needs a morning pickmeup. Erron drinks coffee almost every morning and he likes it dark and strong. Kabal insists that Erron brushes his teeth if he hits the coffee a little strong and hard early in the morning before morning makeouts.

5. Who goes grocery shopping more often? If they out at a safe house they’ll both do, but they like doing it together. They can almost feel domestic that way.

6. Who brings breakfast in bed? They really don’t get the luxury of doing that unless they’re at a safehouse all alone. But Kabal. He likes seeing Erron wake up and being surprised with something pleasant, its a look that makes his crooked little heart grow three sizes.

7. Who sleeps first? Erron can and will pass out the second he’s comfy, so him. Kabal can burn a bit even after laying down so he needs to chill for a few.

8. Who watches the other sleeping? Kabal sometimes take awhile to fall asleep so he’ll watch Erron sleep. He likes how calm and peaceful Erron looks and it helps chill him out.

9. Who met the parents in law first? Erron’s parents are long dead and Kabal doesn’t want to go near his folks while with the Bllack Dragon so neither :(

10. Who does the laundry? Erron can and will rough it until he’s rancid, so Kabal can and will strip him to do laundry. Erron can and will pout each and every time.

11. Who washes the dishes? If they’re doing things for Kano they don’t need do. At a safe house? Together, they love the domestic feeling.

12. Who clean up the house? Again they only need to do this if they’re at a safe house, but again together. It’s one of the few times that they can be domestic together so they’ll clean together.

13. Who washes the car? They both sometimes need to scrub cars for the Black Dragon. If they don’t? Neither, they’ll go to a car wash.

14. Who brings take outs? Kabal has the metabolism from hell, so sometimes he’ll randomly bring home a feast and share with Erron. Erron is always amazed by how much Kabal can tuck down.

15. Who calls the other to ask if they want something from the street? Is this question about street vendor food? If so, Kabal, he’s always eating.

16. Who’s more likely to make plans? Their both impulsive assholes and used to following other people’s plans so neither.

17. Who dreams about a big wedding? Kabal, he’s so fucking thirsty for domestic life and the big dream wedding? He die. He wants a big one with nice suits and lots of flowers at a rustic church with a bunch of friends and family on a nice summer day. Makes his heart skip a beat.

18. Who breaks the cups? Neither but sometimes Erron will get tipsy and use the glasses for shooting practice.

19. Who holds the umbrella? Erron does, but only because he’s taller and then he doesn’t have to hunch down underneath.

20. Who takes the other to the dance floor? Kabal can and will drag Erron out there because he is Horny On Main for them cowboy dance moves. Also he knows that if a slow and sultry country song starts playing then he gets the absolute delight of some dirty cowboy dancing (nothing raunchy just saucy).

21. Who does the big romantic gestures? Underneath Black Dragon eye? Neither, they will not risk putting the other at risk. Out from it? BOTH. They thrive for the chances to smother the other in affection and love the chance to show off how much they love the other.

22. Who’s more likely to serenade? Erron sings pretty damn well and he knows that Kabal is WEAK for the accent, so he crones out some love song and Kabal is just jelly in his hands.

23. Who forgets the wet towel in bed? Kabal, he just forgets and he bounces around thoughts and activities a lot. Erron will usually just chuck the towel at Kabal’s head and air out the blankets to get air on the wet spot left behind.

24. Who don’t pick up things when they fell? Kabal but usually because he’s walking so fast he doesn’t realize that he’s knocking things over.

25. Who keeps losing the keys? Kabal again but he also runs fast enough that he can run where ever they are and grab them real quick.

26. Who sings the rap part? Neither and you know why.

27. Who pretends to be sad just so the other will cheer them up? Neither, they’re not about pretending to be sad for extra attention. If they want attention, they just ask for it.

28. Who wakes up ready for a marathon? Kabal, his body is a mystery and Erron has to glare dirty at him when he wakes up and feels half dead for a few hours.

29. Who buys them tickets for shows? Neither of them care for shows in general, they don’t have the time or patience for them.

30. Who choose the movie? Kabal but he has TERRIBLE taste in movies, ones that have Erron staring at the screen in what he isn’t sure is either stunned silence or just disgust.

31. Who says ‘I love you’ more often? They love each other so much so if they get a safe chance to say it, they fucking will.

32. Who keeps waving at people after they got engaged? Kabal, his ultimate domestic dream has come true. Chances are he’s happy sobbing too.

33. Who uses the most ridiculous nicknames for the other? Erron abuses southern petnames so it’s him by default.

34. Who’s responsible for date nights? Kabal because he wants to have a good time with the babe and Erron can be very lowkey and low energy and Kabal needs some zest in date night.

35. Who wakes up one day and decides to stay in bed? Kabal. Sometimes he just ‘burns out’ and needs hard R&R, Erron is right there the whole day.

[blackabal]

Erron: Oh, you’re having a bad day? Did you die?

Kabal: I was burned alive

Erron: But did you die??

[blackabal]

Do y’all think kabal says some stupid shit to erron like “I want you to yee my haw” or “save a horse ride a cowboy (;” and errons just like

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When I find posts about blackabal. 😍

Psss, you should take him to bed, Kabal. 😏🌵

(link - http://picdeer.com/kaballovemail )

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Messy BlacKabal sketch, this time with mkx Erron and mk9 Kabal!!