blacksheepblvd

[blacksheepblvd]

objectively hilarious that they chose the dynamic of agatha and rio to have agatha holding the power AND wanting rio to leave her the fuck alone because it couldve so easily been a "i am killing all these people to forcefully get the attention of the cold distant force of death that i am in love with" but it is instead "killing is my most favorite hobby ever, only downside is that it constantly reveals my location to my bitch ex wife who keeps begging me to get back together"

[blacksheepblvd]

i love when tragedies are like —

happy birthday, @elssbethtascioni ❤

[blacksheepblvd]

Anna Kendrick once said, "Aubrey is like a father figure."

Now, Aubrey is just keeping true to that promise. 😎

I still can’t get over the fact that Aubrey Plaza got Kathryn Hahn pregnant on a Disney Plus show. This year has been wild.

[blacksheepblvd]

Agatha asked for more time.

But there was not enough time in the world to heal the wounds that they left on each other.

No one in history has had special treatment like you.

[blacksheepblvd]

lilia was an agathario shipper bc agatha was gonna die anyway but it's much better to die to the kiss of death than to a fucking sink

[blacksheepblvd]

so I think marvel owes us a prequel series that actually shows agatha and rio’s relationship because there is so much I feel that we didn’t get to see and it would make a GREAT prequel series. also, kathryn and aubrey’s chemistry is just too good to waste

[blacksheepblvd]

why is no one talking about Agatha’s sweet thirsty gay ass customizing Rio’s broom with ivy leaves even though she had those 7 vengeful mfs coming after her real close

[blacksheepblvd]

I mean if my mom said stuff like that to me, I'd consider a career as a serial killer too.

[blacksheepblvd]

two fruits who wanna makeout with Kathryn Hahn just staring at each other

[blacksheepblvd]

#the lesbian gaze

AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.05 - Darkest Hour Wake Thy Power

[blacksheepblvd]

Rio Vidal—the only one that ever stood up for Agatha 🖤

[blacksheepblvd]

Agatha commits Rio to memory in those final moments. Not only kisses her but consumes her, chooses to die with Death's very essence in her veins. And then, hand still on Rio's face, Agatha brushes a thumb over her cheek, like she's wiping a tear away (maybe she is, for her love's eyes already brim with tears), and traces a path down to her lips – not quite touching them, just a second too late, as death (oh, the sweet, tragic irony) is already pulling her away.

It's the soft, soft lingering of goodbye.

[blacksheepblvd]

im going insane, yall need anything?

[blacksheepblvd]

Imagine Mother Death being the well-mannered one in the situation 🖤

Rio reminding her two beloveds to mind their damn manners (for @butmakeitgayblog)

[blacksheepblvd]

Witch wives that serve cunt together, slay all eternity together!

“everyone saw that reveal coming” so? a reveal doesn’t have to be surprising. it has to serve cunt. and they served cunt. what’s not clicking.

[blacksheepblvd]

Agatha: the fucking comedian!

Rio: fuc... loves the comedian

rio being amused by agatha's shenannigans.

[blacksheepblvd]

AGATHA ALL ALONG 1.08 - Follow Me My Friend / To Glory At The End