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they dont tell you this but like half of adulthood is just washing the same FUCKING pan

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Not gay as in happy, but queer as in fuck you! 👏

Stay safe! Love y'all! 🫶

Ref

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Love Character A calling Character B by a name they never use, fueled by emotion - whatever that emotion may be. Calling them by a nickname when they've always used the full name, to help them feel comforted or at ease. Vice versa, angry or panicked full naming makes it clear how serious this is. Characters who always refer to each other by last names getting close enough to be on a first name basis. Revealing they consider the other a parental figure by using a parental term for the first time. Revealing they know the hero or villain's identity by using their civilian name. Any of it, all of it

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I FUCKING LOVE INFORMATION!!! I WANT TO LEARN EVERY THING AND KNOW EVERYTHING!!!!! I WANT TO UNDERSTAND EVERYTHING ABOUT LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, AND EVERYTHING!!!!!! I AM UTTERLY CONSUMED BY MY THIRST FOR KNOWLEDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama

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Today a very friendly Golden Retriever came up to me and I said "hey buddy :D" and the owner asked "do you know each other?" like his dog had a social life he didn't know about

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oh your name is bj? that's cool man. the last guy who lived here had a nickname with those letters too. yeah it stood for big john. on account of his massive cock. woah hey what are you doing to the still

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Bro, we are cooked. The knight that dogs the prince's shadow like a dark and silent wraith just knelt to press his forehead to the prince's hand. Yeah, now he's uttering a prayer whose recipient is ostensibly God but in reality is the deified version of the prince that exists only in his mind. Aaand the prince just caressed his cheek to preemptively grant him absolution. I gotta... I gotta get out of here.

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in the cuck chair with opera glasses and a big foam finger

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Each pea makes us closer to getting bigger

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Who else is romancing Mateo?

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they are fun sized

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i was complaining abt the lack of volt and eddie fan content rn and wanted to be the change i wanted to see or something so here are the doodles i made in equal amounts of passion and rage

both

bigger separate ones

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Turned out even better than I could possibly imagine

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Good Morning

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sleepy, overstimulated, ipad on 12% but i couldnt stop thinking about kira playing baseball so please accept this product of tired drawing