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Fin.

It ends as it began: with a shitty Photoshop from May 6th, 2016... MatPat's cat, with a Temmie hat.

*You realize this is my last post* (I had to lmao)

As much as I hate leaving all of this stuff stranded there's really nothing to stick around here for anymore, so I'm okay. I'll just come back for rescue missions like I was talking about, and if so desired discuss my lore there while keeping that general disconnect hehe

If we're mutuals/friends (or were on your previous main blog) I've probably followed you over there already :) If anyone who I don't pull back in initially wants to catch me and I'm like LONG gone still DM me and I'll 100% get to you eventually.

Stay awesome :)<3

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But wait how do I use another main blog and not forget to check back here 😭 not being able to swap out your main blog suckssss

Okay... do I purge like SO much of my old content (which might also kinda take forever) to be able to make this cool for anyone to hunt the archive of, or do I make an alt, loosely link it to here, and private this for safe keeping? I REALLY don't wanna ditch this page, but at the same time the ramifications of my 12-16th years on this Earth of chronically-online fandom posts being easily indexable could be fucking immense 😭 help

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Okay found the strategy... Shit's gonna be blocked off here but not totally privated, and if I don't follow u back immediately on my new blog and u wanna connect just DM me and I'll get u back, just really don't need a DIRECT link from here to there front and center lmao. To that point if you know how to hunt down my old cringe posts I guess it's fair game, especially since I DO want some of it to remain public for lore purposes 💀 but like just talk to me before putting me on blast elsewhere pleaseee

anyway WE'RE MOVIN HOUSE!!

Okay... do I purge like SO much of my old content (which might also kinda take forever) to be able to make this cool for anyone to hunt the archive of, or do I make an alt, loosely link it to here, and private this for safe keeping? I REALLY don't wanna ditch this page, but at the same time the ramifications of my 12-16th years on this Earth of chronically-online fandom posts being easily indexable could be fucking immense 😭 help

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This is also Moana btw

when you download a pdf and it's called like 1328723486basdf12.pdf but then you gently rename it to what it's supposed to be. that's forming a bond with a hurt and wild mythological creature and reminding it who it is.

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Okay I'm gonna check how privacy settings work at this point and see if I could like temp archive certain shit, otherwise I'll give a new @ and y'all get special permissions to my origins to like give me psychic damage with throwbacks once in a while (not optimal I think some of it would be cool to keep outwardly but idk)

Okay... do I purge like SO much of my old content (which might also kinda take forever) to be able to make this cool for anyone to hunt the archive of, or do I make an alt, loosely link it to here, and private this for safe keeping? I REALLY don't wanna ditch this page, but at the same time the ramifications of my 12-16th years on this Earth of chronically-online fandom posts being easily indexable could be fucking immense 😭 help

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Okay... do I purge like SO much of my old content (which might also kinda take forever) to be able to make this cool for anyone to hunt the archive of, or do I make an alt, loosely link it to here, and private this for safe keeping? I REALLY don't wanna ditch this page, but at the same time the ramifications of my 12-16th years on this Earth of chronically-online fandom posts being easily indexable could be fucking immense 😭 help

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I should really drop the me lore so I can come back to this page, Twitter is a mad house for the most part and this feels way too outdated

Then again this current CEO is kind of a dickhead right? Anyone got insights on if I should really try to dip my toes back in lol

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Happy J.U.I.C.E. day y'all. In 3 years time we'll all be immortal. Buy more Lunchables and get practicing on ur Football skillz, you're gonna need both more than u think :)

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Just bought wonderbread for the first time. I knew it was a mistake from the start of course, but when I opened it it smelled SO musky... is that why that one dude was so into it 😥

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hey everyone its april fools. but dont worry i dont have anything planned. just going to sit here and...

I LIED !!!! GET PRANKED

POST BELOW ME GET FUCKING WET

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Hi guys i'm so glad no one's doing april fAAAAAAAHHH AHHHHHH AAAHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! WHO DID THSI

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IVE BEEN SEARCHING ON GOOGLE FOR TUMBLR POSTS RELATED TO THIS!! Thank you for letting me know I'm not crazy

The internet calling “rigatoni pasta day” a TikTok meme feels like a bunch children forgetting their ancestral roots.

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OP’s intention with this post doesn’t negate the fact that that is a whole fist dildo

Buying these two together allows one to punch nazis while maintaining social distancing!

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I saw this whole series of memes througj Tiktok because I’m barely ever on here anymore. I guess all I can say is I’m glad Tumblr never changes

this entire website for the past 2 days

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Actually, no, you are not "my little pogchamp". Die one thousand deaths.