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characters remaining kind against a world that is trying to beat it out of them at all costs displays a remarkable strength of character that is ignored bc kindness is Easy. and Boring. it's not actually either of those things though.

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girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

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give a boy a flower and he says awww and smells it and does a cute little twirl. give a girl a flower and she says thankslol and eats it

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"came back wrong" what about Came Back Afraid. You used to be brave. Too brave maybe, defying the odds at every turn, a fighter, cocky, playing with fire, first to throw yourself at the enemy. Until one day it all caught up to you. You came back, somehow, but now you know all too intimately how it feels to lose, to die, to be destroyed. Now you flinch and freeze and cower at the slightest provocation. Who even are you now if you can't be brave? The grave may have let you go, but the mortal fear still grips you tighter than ever.

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i can’t relate to the ‘loser lesbian’ trope cuz i’m actually cool as fuck

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Nothing hits like "romantic couple and a third guy who's not dating either of them but is definitely a part of this dynamic"

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If things are going bad in your life the most important thing you can do is fixate on a era of your life you can never return to. It is really important to romanticize it and remember it so incorrectly that it’s more of a false idol for worship than a memory. No one has ever successfully returned to the idealized past but you will be the first to succeed. You will succeed you simply must recreate a false and limping facsimile of who you were back then. You must ignore your beautiful opportunities to live your present life. It is important to unbury a peaceful corpse and climb inside it. I promise it will feel just as good as you remember.

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Bro in 10,000 BC I woulda been so good at staying up all night making sure no predators got into the cave

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[Image Description: a tweet by b @ wwxwashere reading, "ao3 author notes life hacks". Attached is a screenshot of an ao3 author's note reading-

"Remember readers, if you're ever in a stressful situation and have no idea how to respond, just pass the fuck out. That way it goes from a you problem to a them problem. Just make sure to not hit anything on the way down. 10/10 foolproof method." End Description]

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that thing where you're attracted to someone not in a platonic or romantic or sexual way, but in an 'i want to read about their exploits' kind of way

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gay people are allowed to have weird friendships it’s kind of our thing

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Ain't my circus but I would know my monkeys anywhere.

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personally i’m a fan of when a story is like. the love was there. unfortunately. this all could have actually gone a lot easier for everyone if the love hadn’t been there but here we are

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[Image Description: tumblr tag reading, "im dad inside". End Description]