blorbusshmorbus
blorbusshmorbus
★Blorbus Shmorbus★
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blorbusshmorbus · 5 days ago
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art by @niochemblyat
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blorbusshmorbus · 10 days ago
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PASSING AWAY OMG
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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS OMG OMG OMG ARF ARF ARF IM GOING FERAL
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blorbusshmorbus · 10 days ago
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GUYS GUYS GUYS GUYS OMG OMG OMG ARF ARF ARF IM GOING FERAL
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blorbusshmorbus · 14 days ago
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MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE - WAR BENEATH THE RAIN (CROWD REMOVED)
If anybody has a higher quality video files (especially if somebody was there and recorded the full song) feel free to message me. In the meantime, enjoy :D
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blorbusshmorbus · 16 days ago
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fanart i drew of the grand immortal dictator dying in a glue trap
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blorbusshmorbus · 20 days ago
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July 26 and 27, 2025 / costume design by Marina Toybina
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blorbusshmorbus · 28 days ago
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The Democracy
prints available
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blorbusshmorbus · 1 month ago
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The sexiest thing a woman can do is be forklift certified.
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blorbusshmorbus · 1 month ago
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Saw a stag beetle fight off a magpie today it looked like this
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blorbusshmorbus · 2 months ago
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nuke deniers? that's baby shit compared to the guy who believes nukes are real but cant explode because god would prevent them from going off if used
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blorbusshmorbus · 2 months ago
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I feel genuinely really bad for the way Tarrare is portrayed the more I think about it. He clearly had some kind of severe life long condition that caused him to inflict the damage on his body and his bizarre eating habits. Seeing him portrayed as some kind of monster or boogyman is actually really disheartening to me. He was starving all day every day of his entire life, obviously he was going to be desperate for anything to eat. He was just some man with a severe, unsolved medical issue (and though I find him extremely intriguing) he isn't anything to be made into a demon of some kind. This being said good Lord don't eat a baby 😭
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blorbusshmorbus · 2 months ago
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Tarrare explorations.
some details are inspired by descriptions of him in AK Blakemore's "The Glutton" (a sort of fictionalized character study of how Tarrare may have been as a person).
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blorbusshmorbus · 2 months ago
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Hi guys, I know the idea of having a queer wrath month in July is fun but can we not fucking ignore that it’s disability pride month this year, thanks
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blorbusshmorbus · 2 months ago
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>Be me
>Make bowl of panda express leftovers
>Chow down on 2/3rds of it before father calls you over to show you memes
>Leave bowl unattended
>Laugh about memes for a good ten minutes
>Return to room
>??Bat? In bowl? ?
>Don't have anything to grab bat with that are bite proof
>Offer bat the head of the Winston Churchill marble bust to climb onto
>Bat does so
>Slowly carry Churchill and the bat to the window
>Bat won't let go of Churchill
>Pry bat off of him with nearby plastic skeleton hand
>Bat sits on windowsill for a second before flying off into the night
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blorbusshmorbus · 2 months ago
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I keep drawing all kinds of jokes
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blorbusshmorbus · 2 months ago
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Some story with two siblings who get into utter bullshit together, and every single time they're caught, the older one puts on a brave stoic stance of "I'm the one at fault, my little brother/sister is innocent, I take full responsibility. I was the one who pulled them into this, if you have to punish someone, let it be me and me alone."
And every single time their parents are like "look, you are not in any way responsible of your sibling, but I'm proud of you for wanting to protect them. It's noble of you to ask to take the full punishment for yourself, and it would be low of me to take you on that offer." and proceed to not punish either of them.
The parents never put it together that this was the plan all along, the younger sibling is in on the scheme too. They know that the punishment never happens and the Older Sibling's Noble Sacrifice is just their regular Get Out Of Jail Free-card.
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blorbusshmorbus · 2 months ago
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I had a dream where I was invited to an MCR5 listening party in an abandoned castle. Anyway, I got there early so I was having a wander around until I had a notification on my phone from Mikey Way's YouTube channel. Phone dropped to 2%, and I sort of spawned in (made sense in my dream) to a literal dungeon in the castle with Ray Toro just saying "not yet" and taking my phone. Woke up in a cold sweat after.
Instead of writing mcr5 Mikey and ray have been projecting themselves into random people’s dreams to warn them I guess
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