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blorpblurbs
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blorpblurbs 26 days ago
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fields of mistria bachelorettes
when giving out physical affection
CW: light suggestiveness, romantic implications
Adeline:
She likes to keep it a little professional in public, being in the position she's in and all
But she still doles out plenty of cheek kisses in between tasks
She can be a little bashful at times, and presses her warm face into your body while holding your arm close
Making out in the office is off limits! (or so she says)
Her favorite place to kiss you is your fingertips
She likes to hold hands with you and go for walks around the manor gardens (bonus points if it's winter and she's using you for warmth)
While cuddling, she loves when you face each other and you hold her close
No matter how many times you share small touches, her face heats up like it was the first time all over again
After a long, exhausting day of work she retreats to your loving embrace and often refuses to move for what could be hours but feels like seconds in the way neither of you want to let go
Reina:
So so doting on you, even while she works
After you taste test one of her creations, if there's anything left around your lips she won't let it go to waste
If you help out around the inn, and it isn't super busy, she likes to wrap her arms around your waist and chat
Though, as a customer, she treats you like a total VIP and may or may not sneak a little extra onto your plate (as well as swift kisses to the cheek whenever she swings by your table)
When you hold hands, she tends to swing them a bit because she just can't help but be happy in your presence
Cooking lessons can get a bit touchy, especially if you feign ignorance just to get her guiding hands on yours (or your waist if you're lucky)
Her favorite place to kiss is the tip of your nose
While cuddling, she prefers being the big spoon but also likes to press her whole body weight into you
If no one's around at the inn, and it's just the two of you in the kitchen, she'll back you up against the counter and beg for a kiss with her eyes and a tilt of her head (very persuasive)
Celine:
Will hold your hands between her own with a feather-light touch
Whenever you help her out with the garden, she will sometimes tuck a blossom behind your ear and seal the motion with a kiss
She can be surprisingly sneaky with her kisses, no matter how sweet
She prefers her hugs long and cuddly, with her arms wrapped around your neck
LOVES kissing in the rain! Especially after a sweltering summer's day
No matter how much hair you have, she will try her damnedest to braid it
The two of you have fallen asleep together in the garden too many times to count (and have the sunburns to prove it)
Her favorite place to kiss you is the crown of your head (if you need to lean down, that's okay)
Loves holding hands while cuddling, no matter how far apart you two are on the bed/sofa/etc.
Will press her forehead against yours when you say your goodbyes for the day
Valen:
She has no time to be coy, this woman moves swiftly and efficiently (nor does she have the energy to be ashamed of people's thoughts on your displays of affection)
Whether as a greeting, absentminded movement during a quiet conversation, or to simply surprise you--she loves running her hand up and down your back (free spine examinations?)
Her favorite place to kiss you is the inside of your wrist, and looking into your eyes while doing so
You're getting frequent check-ups that's for sure
Always resting her hand atop yours, as if protectively
Likes her hand on your waist and vice versa
While cuddling, she is more likely to lay back to back with you and intertwine your legs than be super handsy. She still values her space
Will sometimes tap your cheek with her hand if she's feeling playful during your chats
And when she grabs hold of your chin, 9 times out of 10 she'll pull away without planting a kiss on your lips because she does like to be a tease
(Lord give me her confidence)
Juniper:
Loves being treated like a wicked princess, so it's usually her receiving the affection
Enjoys messing with your hair or running her nails across your face with a delighted look in her eyes
Twirling a strand of your hair slowly, teasingly
Her kisses tend to be on the slower side
In public she struggles to show her more "sweet" affection, so it ends up looking more like bullying (but it is nothing but affectionate)
Her favorite place to kiss is beneath your ear or on your neck
Her little experiments now come with the special reward of kisses for your compliancy--never on the lips though, the side effects are for you and you only
While cuddling, she loves intertwining your legs under the covers and resting her hand on your chest
She likes to be a tease, so at the inn she likes to press her legs up against yours under the table
This woman enjoys making you squirm that's for sure
If she's had a little too much wine, she likes to use her teeth (use that as you will)
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blorpblurbs 28 days ago
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stardew valley
helping out with the band
CW: romantic implications, lightly suggestive
characters: sam, sebastian, abigail
SAM:
He could literally not be more stoked that you're a part of his passion project now
Trusts you with all the band decisions, and will literally not finalize something unless you're there
Lyric brainstorming can tend to get a little hazy as you're too busy gazing at each other (luckily, you're his muse)
Random hugs backstage that feel like you're being vacuum sealed, but in a pleasant and cozy way
Keeping him on track can be a struggle, but it all gets sorted out eventually (even 5 mins before opening)
You get to witness first-hand how he gets his hair THAT spikey in the dressing room
Speaking of the dressing room...getting makeup on this man is like trying to put a sweater on a feral cat
He yaps so much that he ends up with crooked eyeliner, he fidgets like crazy, and it is overall a sensory disaster that renders most of the supplies useless as he sticks to the most basic components instead
Will shout your name onstage either to give you a shout-out as the band's main support system, or to dedicate the next song to you
Would you kiss him even when he's super sweaty and gross from the concert? Because he will certainly dive right in no hesitation (adrenaline baby)
Usually super handsy after a show, pulling you in and keeping you close for the rest of the night
SEBASTIAN:
He couldn't be happier to have one of his favorite people backing him up for such a stressful part-time gig (so many people, so little social capacity)
Can't keep his eyes off you during jam sessions
Loves to sit in silence with you in his dressing room, it's the best kind of peace and quiet with only your body language doing the talking
Getting his hair and makeup done isn't a struggle as much as it is for Sam--but he certainly is picky!
Before heading onto the stage, he makes sure to leave a lipstick mark on you somewhere visible
Bonus points if he pushes you up against the wall in the shadows of backstage (and trust me, there's a lot of those)
And when it comes time to fix his makeup? The closeness is almost suffocating, hot breaths mingling and hands rested somewhere on your hips
Post-performance cuddles in the dressing room (man is exhausted in every way possible and you are his battery)
The two of you work hand-in-hand making the band's website and branding
He usually adjusts his own mic, but doesn't mind your wandering hands fixing the wiring around his torso
Somewhere along the line there's a tour bus makeout session involved, doesn't matter where either. He'll be sure to autograph your skin with everything his lips have to offer
ABIGAIL:
Totally paints your name somewhere on her drum set, it's a must
Snack runs to the general store, just the two of you, filled with fun gossip and totally not thievery of the boys' snacks
If anyone is convincing her to bust out the flute for a track it's you, and it ends up being one of the greatest decisions of your career (she shreds that shit)
She is all about theatrics on stage, can't get enough of 'em. Fire, crazy SFX, smoke, swords--how can you say no to that face?
She sends cute smiles and winks to you from the stage, hair flying around like wild
Her signature drumsticks were crafted by you (obviously)
Easiest out of the three to deal with in the dressing room. She loves when you try something new with her stage looks! The more experimental, the better
Will attempt to lift you after a show out of excitement (her strong arms require NO complaints) and give you the most passionate of kisses
Likes to use your body like a drum set sometimes. Thighs? Fair game. Head? It's a conga now.
Vocal practice out by the wizard's tower
Party in the tour bus all night no matter how tired the others are--as long as she has you, she has a reason to celebrate
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blorpblurbs 28 days ago
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rules for requests!
and some little guidelines to help make the process go as smoothly as possible :)
when requesting:
specify character(s) of interest
what form of content (fic, bulletpoint imagines, etc.)
prompt/scenario of interest
make type of relationship clear (platonic, romantic, familial, or simply just general)
WILL NOT write:
abuse, yandere, heavily toxic relationships (sorry!)
ABO/omegaverse (not something I'm informed on)
romantic/suggestive fics with minors
heavily sexually explicit content (smut and the like)
WILL write:
platonic, romantic, or familial, rival/enemy relationships
suggestive/sensual scenarios
multi-person self-pairings (poly, throuples, etc.)
AU content (feel free to get creative)
gender-neutral readers (only)
this post will be edited in case of any sudden rule changes, so check before you send in an ask! :)
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blorpblurbs 29 days ago
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Could you do a Balor reaction to catching you/farmer trying to swindle him? (Pickpocketing, underpaying, ext?)
fields of mistria
balor catching you attempting to swindle him
CW: none
Balor always did have quite the discerning gaze. With one look, it was as if he robbed you blind of all intentions and confidence. That's why you shouldn't have been shocked when he caught you red-handed with one of his many wares tucked inside your pocket.
"You've got a lot to learn, farmer."
He raised his hand, putting the emerald on full display as he waved it about, grin horribly condescending.
"It's going to take a lot more than that to pull one over me, but I find your efforts adorable if that's any consolation."
As aloof as he tried to seem on the outside, there was no doubt about his trained eyes and experienced hands. That man wasn't about to let you get away with your petty thievery--his greed would never allow--and he would be sure to play you like a fiddle should you swing back around for another round of cat and mouse.
Should you ever underpay him, you'll have even less luck. He will count each and every tesserae and keep you rooted to the spot with only his eyes. Any chance of slipping away is made completely null. The glint of danger flittering across his face gives you pause--just what exactly is he capable of?
He's never quite angry or upset with you over your transgressions. If anything, he finds it entertaining. Certainly makes this quiet small town a lot more interesting for him, at least. Who would ever suspect the helpful farmer to be a crook?
Perhaps it's that idea that makes him curious about you. Kind on the surface, cunning on the down-low. Reminds him of himself in some ways, and so he keeps you around. Perhaps to protect you from the path he led himself down ages ago.
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blorpblurbs 1 month ago
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will try to get stuff out within the next few days, been having a very busy vacation! two posts in progress though :)
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blorpblurbs 1 month ago
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Hi! May I ask do you have any rules for requests or scenarios you don't feel comfortable doing? Thank you for making Fields of Mistria content馃グ
hi!! thanks for such a great question :D
I'll make a proper post for guidelines later but for now here's my general thoughts on it! and tysm for the support it means a lot 馃枻
WHAT IM FINE WITH:
platonic, romantic, familial relationship types
au scenarios
batch headcanons or single (such as all the bachelorettes in one post or just one)
suggestive content
any polycule requests
longer fics, shorter fics, bulletpoint scenarios/headcanons (as long as it's not a 100k slowburn i gotchu)
WHAT IM NOT FINE WRITING:
heavily sexually explicit content (i don't hate it at all, i just do not trust myself to write that LMAO)
anything that involves hate towards a group of people
anything romantic/suggestive with minors (although this isn't necessarily an adult space I would like to keep it to adult characters mainly)
and just to rapid fire a few: abuse, yandere, ABO (no hate to those who enjoy reading those topics, to each their own)
this is all I can think of for now, but if you have any questions about a specific thing just throw me an ask and I will answer to the best of my ability! :)
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and as a general thing, just keep in mind stuff takes time so a request won't be responded to instantly! although I certainly try
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blorpblurbs 1 month ago
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fields of mistria bachelors
flirting on the job
CW: romantic implications
Eiland:
You both reach for a shovel at the same time, brushing hands and having a very flustered moment
Dusted handprints all over your body where he holds you tenderly during an excavation
He loves chatting with you as you wander the museum's exhibits, linking arms all the while
He sends you the softest gazes whilst working
He loves excitedly discussing theories with you and all his research, and your interest in HIS interests makes his heart flutter like crazy
Sometimes, if he can't get you out of his head, he'll coax you into kissing on his desk for the next half hour--then it's back to work as usual when he gets an idea whilst locking lips
If you're accompanying him in his office while he works until late and end up falling asleep in a chair, he carries you to one of the guest bedrooms
Ryis:
I can see him carving you little trinkets out of wood in his spare time. Maybe you're having a conversation and he's watching you adoringly as he carves your visage into a block
Collecting wood for a project? Perfect opportunity to kiss in the forest and totally get work done
Does routine inspections on the farm (he just wants an excuse to see you)
If you're working on a project together, he uses it as an opportunity to shamelessly check you out and admire your handiwork
If he knows no one is around, this man is hosting you onto the crafting bench and capturing your lips
Sweet, but a little greedy
Balor:
He can't help but throw a line or two when you approach his cart in the morning, it doesn't matter how early it is
Will totally lean against the cart with his arms crossed and his smile totally devious
He always brings you back gifts! Sometimes they're luxurious and beautiful, other times just plain odd
Often compares your eyes to jewels when the sunlight hits them
You know this man doesn't stick around his cart for long, so it isn't long before the two of you end up at the inn and have a meal and drinks together
On days where he has to go out to acquire more goods, he refuses to let you tag along but will always leave you with a lingering kiss that leaves your head spinning for the rest of the night
Hayden:
Honestly you two might as well combine the farms, you're always helping each other out in one way or another
Making Henrietta flowers crowns and then for each other
No way you don't end up cuddling and kissing softly in the hayloft at least once a day
After a hard day of labor, he always cooks you up a meal (made with love, obviously) and you dine by the fireplace
So much praise and compliments thrown your way, it's a miracle he never runs out of things to say
On rainy days, all the more reason to spend the extra free time with the animals. Massive cuddle pile incoming
Likes to put you on his shoulders when collecting from your fruit trees, even when it's not really necessary
March:
He is so very shy, and you are without a doubt his biggest distraction. He almost bans you from accompanying him at the forge after nearly hammering his hand while thinking about your stupid face
The flush that rises to your face from the heat of the forge is something he finds very cute (although he refuses to admit it)
He totally tries to show off--it's in his proud nature and he secretly loves your admiring gaze
He's not one to ask for help, but when you do he watches you closely and carefully, sometimes gently adjusting you with rough hands
When he's running the shop, though, he lets you sit at the desk (whether it's behind it with him, or on top of the counter staring down at him)
You two sneak in a kiss or two when Olric isn't looking. March will pull your hand into his lap as he yaps about nails and upcoming projects
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blorpblurbs 1 month ago
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fields of mistria bachelors
when giving out physical affection
CW: light suggestiveness, romantic implications
Eiland:
Chronic hand-holder. He will not let go.
The softest touches all around, honestly, he can't get enough of you
Discussing something in his office? He has your fists held carefully between his palms as his thumb runs over the grooves of your knuckles
Walking through town? Your arms are wrapped around each other and you practically look inseparable
He likes to rest his head on your shoulders and vice versa, especially when you're both reading
And he's not much lighter when it comes to kisses
He never misses a chance to kiss you goodbye, and being in public was never really a problem for him
And if he makes a huge discovery--especially if you make one together--he is sure to give you the most passionate kiss on the lips
His favorite places to kiss you are your cheek and the backs of your hands
Of course, he saves the longer, steamier kisses for behind closed doors. Preferably his office
While cuddling he does prefer to be the little spoon, but switches it up on occasions where he really wants to comfort you and press kisses into your hair
Ryis:
Loves ruffling or running his hands through your hair
This guy loves a good, long hug that leaves behind that cozy feeling to linger and make you want more
The way he pulls you closer to him is just so natural, you don't even notice it sometimes
Loves to press kisses to the shell of your ear
He tries to keep his hands to himself when his uncle is around, but once he's gone you two are all over each other
Likes to spin you around like you're in a cheesy romcom sometimes
I feel like he would engage in play fighting, but only the softest kind that gets you on your back in the grass and results in either a fit of laughter from you both, or the peppering of kisses across your skin
I feel like this man knows how to give a good massage, and knowing that you work hard on the farm everyday would give him incentive to check in on you frequently to make sure you're not in any pain
While cuddling, he likes to rub circles in your back and have quiet conversations. Bonus points if you're cloud watching or stargazing
Balor:
Really has a thing for holding your waist.
He isn't against PDA, but he also just finds it more fun to dish out affection in secret
Hand caresses under tables, resting a hand on your thigh, finding the closest corner to pull you into to sneak a quick kiss or two
He's in it for the thrill, really. And getting adorable reactions out of you
Loves to hold your chin between his thumb and pointer
Is a tease and will kiss the corner of your mouth until you're pouting for the real thing
Isn't much of a hug guy, but will always reciprocate if you ever ask for one
His favorite spot to kiss is your jawline or neck
His greed knows no bounds, even with kisses.
While cuddling he likes to have you lay on top of him, even if you're crushing him (weighted blanket!)
Hayden:
You've seen his arms, he gives the strongest and most cozy hugs in Mistria
He isn't shy in the slightest with PDA, the whole world must know how much he loves you even if it does make him look like a cheese ball
WILL pick you up without warning like you're a sack of potatoes
He loves a slow, sweet kiss (especially by the fireplace!)
His favorite place to kiss you is your lips, because he loves to feel your smile on his own
Will sometimes pat your head or brush any dirt off your clothes you accrued while working
He is a BIG cuddler for sure. He adores just holding you in his arms in general
While cuddling, he would for sure stroke your hair and plant small kisses on the tip of your nose
March:
If you can guess, he isn't quick to be affectionate in the slightest
Once he warms up to you, though, you realize why it's called a 'slow burn'
Not big on PDA at all--but will interlock pinkies with you on your walks through town or (if he's really daring) hold your hand inside his pocket
He's a pretty private person, so anything more than that is doled out in private with maximum shyness
When he's drunk though?
He's surprisingly handsy, but not in a suggestive way. Arms around your waist, chin rested on your shoulder if he's ever behind you, messing with each individual digit on your hands absentmindedly
Would not like surprise hugs, but I can see him giving hugs from behind on occasion. Probably because it's easier to hide the blush on his face.
It takes awhile to get a kiss out of this man. He's not good with his feelings, cut him some slack!
His kisses change in intensity based on the day
One moment he's incredibly gentle, chaste with his kisses and letting his hands hover above your hips
Other times he's rough and reeling you in
He likes a good forehead kiss
While cuddling, you two would end up switching positions a lot because March moves a lot in his sleep. One moment he's got his arms wrapped around you and nose in the crook of your neck, the next he's laying across you and all the blankets are on the floor (and sometimes you)
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blorpblurbs 1 month ago
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welcome to my lair 鉁掞笍
AKA: my blog for writing, imagines, & the like
fandoms i'll write for:
fields of mistria
stardew valley
fairy tail
requests ARE allowed but there is no guarantee that I will write for them, keep in mind! :) although 99% chance I will
request guidelines 馃敆
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