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embroidery cake

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Me

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the summer is for having the worst time of your life

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speaking of unhinged stupid shit I've read recently

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it’s fucking wild because one day you’re like i guess i’m not dying tragically young and you go to the store and you buy dental floss, ingredients for soup, and a bath mat

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Benson Boone sounds like the name of a guy in a folk song who gets gunned down for adultery and thrown in a river

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Mamma Mia! is actually the first modern reinterpretation of the myth of Persephone

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when you accidentally call your teacher 'mom' during sex

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being a horror fan when you dont care about christianity or whatever is really funny because very often i just end up thinking. Oh so it was actually the devil the whole time. Real original. And let me guess the power of god will stop it. Are you gonna get the- Oh yeah the crosses. Okay. And the- Yeah okay theyre sending the devil back to hell

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Minoans!

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women with deadpan humor get behind me. a man is about to miss your joke and explain that what you said is not accurate

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haaattee that ✨ is associated with ai. that’s my emoji, not urs. you’re NOT whimsy.

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superbad being on nyt's 100 best 21st movies list is insane and nasty. even if it's ranked 100. you have to be kidding me with that shit.

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We have this interesting situation where we basically no longer have privacy nor the expectation of privacy, but we also don't have community or meaningful connection with others, so we're all simultaneously both completely exposed and absolutely alone, and please understand that when I say this situation is "interesting", what I in fact mean is that it's "nightmarish and I wish I could wake up"

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Japanese mother of pearl fantail dove, 1880