#this is too funny

[likelytowritesomestuff]

I was on FB when I found this old gem by @neil-gaiman

Do you remember it?

[cactiaintracist]

is it a David Tennant doctor specific thing that whenever the jeopardy gets too high the doctor effectively proposes to his enemy

[kvtnisseverdeen]

joe alwyn when he realizes the album is 90% about ratty healy and can go back to his peaceful introvert life

[ssaraexposs]

The sparkles for Dazai

The sparkles for Chuuya

[frannyssquare]

Aside from the rest of the absolute chaos that is Alastor’s artistic ability from this clip in the first episode THE FORESHADOW OF THIS ARGUMENT THAT HAPPENS 4 EPISODES LATER KILLED ME

Bro had it down pat WORD FOR WORD 😭 mind you this is like 5 months apart. Mans was standing on business💅✨

[sircarebearalot]

LMAO KIM DOKJA U RAT BASTARD YOU

He logics this and still goes on to sacrifice himself Im dead I can’t rn

[pancakepianoplatoon]

my roman empire is that "Et tu, Brutus" basically translates to "fuck you too, bitch" 😭😂

[warnersmanace]

Pen: I could die tomorrow-

Colin: You are not going to die tomorrow.

Pen: But I could and it would kill me.

Colin: But you’d already be dead.

[justmiraculousconspiracies]

Agreed?

[yeamarvel]

[beauty-and-passion]

Oh my gosh, this boop idea is just too precious 💕

Feel free to boop me all the times you want, we all deserve cute badges with little paws. Here, take a book from my cat's paw too!

[cjrights]

absolutely 0 thoughts behind those eyes

she makes me giggle omfg 😭😭😭😭

[tiktoksthataregood-ish]

Were u adopted or smth? How did not know u were born in scotland?

anon, do you keep a record of every person born in Scotland?

[a-hazbin-reader]

Ok but can you imagine the horror for Alastor if his little baby just loves Lucifer and just the smug look on Lucifer's face when they call him uncle Luci.

Omg he would be so MAD!! Like one moment Alastor has all his baby's attention and the next Lucifer comes and just snags them away?

The worst part is he can't even be that mad because he wouldn't even have his baby if it wasn't for Lucifer's help. Plus, his wife would kill him if he tried picking a fight with Lucifer again.

So he just has to watch and sulk as Lucifer soaks up all his cute baby's attention, Lucifer flipping him off from behind.

Alastor once he hears his baby say "Uncle Lucifer"

[amedetoiles]

THE UNPARALLELED JOY OF WATCHING A HOMICIDAL VILLAIN FALL IN LOVE WITH A PLANT AND BE MILDLY INCONVENIENCED BY THIS FACT IS HYSTERICAL

[zokinus]

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