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Today's Seal Is: Making Contact With An Unknown Beast
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I had to crawl out of myself. We are not the same.
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girls are like “I want a boyfriend” but reject everyone because none of them are their comfort characters
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every morning I wake up and think of these words from philosopher cher

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editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"
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The Pope said heaven is "a lot more like super Mario 64 now" and refused to elaborate
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I feel pretty I also feel like shooting my self 20 times
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currently running the Sweetie Pie Challenge where i dont hit anyone with a tire iron as hard as i can for seven days
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someone explain to me why knights feel so monster-adjacent??
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Me when I watched Wotakoi in high school: Haha I cannot imagine being a nerd and a weeb and not being able to say it at work!
Me, a weeb and nerd who also writes and read fanfiction especially the nastiest smuts and would rather die than admit it at work: huh look at this
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