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Sniffing the spiked bracelets someone gave me to tell if they're real leather with a coating or just plastic all the way through like a truffle hog for faggotry

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(Watching Fallout and seeing Ghoul for the first time) he's just like Rango

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Demolition lovers as a J. C. Leyendecker painting

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who was going to tell me his name is Ted Nivison and not Ted Nivision like a play on television

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i miss my dad (he's alive and well)

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y’all might not know this about me but i am a big fan of vampires

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I needed this drag. Let’s change guys and not look back

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my craziest take is you can be cis in a trans way if you feel like it. Like its literally no big deal. if you wanna be completely cisgender but still feel as if you're alienated from your agab then you can be cis in a trans way

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Damien Haas on creepcast please and thanks

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"Absolutely no one comes to save us but us."

Ismatu Gwendolyn, "you've been traumatized into hating reading (and it makes you easier to oppress)", from Threadings, on Substack [ID'd]

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I still think it’s absolute genius to introduce Mark Scout for the first time with him sobbing gross style in his car. Not only lets us know immediately what this guys deal is (sad mess) it also telegraphs to the freaks in the audience that this show will be providing some incredible jerk off material for people who like seeing middle aged men suffer.

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Winter has arrived on Poob.

Start your 7 day free trial of Poob today, and watch smash hit Martin Scorcese's Goncharov.

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"helly is so she/they coded" girl it's literally canon. She's literally two people

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You’re in your 20s saying seggs and unalive… Maybe worry about that