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Sucking two dicks at the same time like that pig in chicken little
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finally a descriptor for whatever the fuck american animation studios have been doing for years
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me at the store: okay time to head to the self checkout now that i've obtained only the items i came to the store for!
the assorted Little Debbie snacks currently advertising a buy-one-get-one-free discount:
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Man Im sorry for snapping at you , uts just that I only got 8 hours of sleep last night and I only had like, two pandcakes with strawberrys and whipped cream and like three premium sausags for breakfast
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Came up on her grill like
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Howard stern's
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wow suck my fucking nuts florida im literally smack dab in the middle of a bigass thunderstorm
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You know ghosts are fake cause nobody ever talks about them bein naked theyre always all dressed up like the clothes died too. Get real
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me when my back hurts but im still irresistibly cunty
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