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Im calling this

I've watched the 2016 suicide squad sm and it's so bad I need to fix it

Why is it bad you may ask?

Boomer gets no screentime they never give him any love while the mission is okay I guess maybe enchantress should be on the squad not the main villian,we need suicide squad villians for just them.

Anyways it starts with...Deadshot and Harley and you don't even get the others intros until like 30 minutes later I think it'd be better if they started with how they got arrested and yk show how dangerous and irredeemable they are like have boomer robbing an armored car with the rogues and him being a squad veteran gets sent straight to waller and the other rogues don't cause boomies a lil shit who gets angry 24/7

Idk enough about katana I wish I did

Deadshot they could've made it so he just shot someone before hanging with his daughter and that's why batman kicked his ass not just batman out of nowhere in front of a kid

Harley. Poor Harley and the joker the ship that ruined a generation and became pinnacle cringe love her I think a good story for her is her obsession with joker slowly very slowly getting less warped like while there walking

"hah jokey used to lock me in a room"

"Harley that's not normal"

"it's not?"

Like it could show how toxic relationships warp sm of your brain and her getting arrested could be joker saying smth conniving like "you'd rob that store for me wouldn't you? I'd love you more if you did" and then him ditching her

I would change nothing about diablos story I love him

What I would do is instead of having slipknot be just a dummy have a bigger squad of very d maybe even f tier characters like dwarf star (an atom villian who is a serial killing rworder) and yk more terrible but human people

Almost forgot killer croc I didn't hate him to much idk much Abt him I just hated how he looked he looked creepy yea but he should've had more of a snout to show he is a croc like certain designs do and maybe show them using him as a dummy constantly and him getting pissed cause I think Crocs thing is everyone sees him as a monster so it's what he became and all that isolation made him even more irritable

A few small squad fights and some banter would've made them feel more like they aknowledge each other I may explain more this is really only an idea for an intro I'll repost if I play with more

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Listen I admit imma lil weirdo but smth Abt eddie gluskin just tickles me right in every way like he's got that swagger,he's very nice sometimes, definitely wouldn't kill me cause like I'm so different(joking promise) I probably won't ever talk abt him much but when I learned he makes dresses I was immediately like "he would be the most accomadting man ever for a bride"

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Had this to ❤️

Mick Rory nsfw abcs

A=aftercare

He usually doesn't hell just give a little quick kiss and sleep but if he did hurt you he'd wake up and make sure it's all ok

B=bodypart

He likes them all mostly curves and anything he can squeeze

On himself he's pretty self conscious he doesn't like it all

C=cum

He loves to cum inside you if not inside next to you

D=dirty secret

He has almost no limits to his curiosity the only thing that stops him is the afterward guilt

E=experience

On the more skilled side but he's still not good with intimacy or foreplay he's used to rough and quick

F=favorite position

He enjoys Doggy style

G=goofy

He's more serious if you make a joke or giggle he'll pull you back into the moment

H=hair

Lots of hair below his heads shaved for his villian suit but he doesn't really care about the rest

I= intimacy

Not very intimate but he knows how to praise and make you feel like the best thing ever

J=jack off

He probably would edge himself holding back for weeks until he can't take it he would only need his imagination or he'd love pov porn to immerse himself

K=kink

He's obviously into wax and heat but secretely he'd be into playing hide and pound

L=location

On a table in a bed anywhere you can bend over

M=motivation

Dirty dancing, watching women dirty dance makes him drool especially redheads,lighting candles

N=no

most likely public sex would be a turn off but not subtle grinding

O=oral

He's fine giving and of course loves receiving grinding himself in deeper or cumming down your throat watching your mouth fill.when he gives he holds you still making sure he doesn't loose his spot burrowing himself deep in you letting his toungue taste every fold and corner as his hands grip your thighs In place.

P=Pace

Fast and rough he loves pounding and being aggresive even slow he's still fast

Q=Quickie

His specialty,doing a one and done is what hes used to doesn't mean he gets tired a quickie with him means a few sore spots and until your both drenched in sweat

R=risk

He loves trying to experiment but not if it could cause death

S=stamina

He can go all night long into the morning and with breaks all day to

T=toys

He doesn't like them or you having them he prefers old fashioned sheets and shirts not expensive ropes and Gags

U=unfair

He calls you out for lying if you fake an orgasm he won't let the next one be fake

V=volume

He doesn't try to be loud but he can get attention with his uncontrollable grunts and growls

W=wildcard

He has a daydream of having sex at his old family farm in the barn since they lived on a farm he's always wanted to do it in a barn

X=x-ray

He's massive built muscly and scary with pretty brown eyes that betray his angry voice with burn scars he's insecure about on his forearms and chest he only hates because he sees it as a sign he's not as good with fire as people believe

Y=yearning

He hides how much he actually wants to do it he can control himself on a regular day but when teased and untouched for weeks he'll loose it

Zzz=how quickly they fall asleep after

He can in only a few minutes as long as he gets comfortable he'll be out in no time

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For context I'm doing current axel who is around early 20s not 13 year old axel from his first introduction cause ew

A=aftercare

He'd make a little tease about something giggle and roll over

B=bodypart

He loves hips the way they move and spin small and holdable

His favorite part of himself would probably be his hair with how full and styled it is

C=cum

He loves that little bit of cum that sticks to both fingers and makes a bridge and it only makes him more crazy

D=dirty secret

He has a mommy fetish of being comforted and calling his girl mommy

E=experience

Low but he acts like he has a lot

F=favorite position

Cowgirl or 69

G=goofy

Very he likes making jokes if he gropes the boobs he likes to make honking noises

H=hair

Pretty well shaven not much anywhere but his head

I= intimacy

Not very loving like he'd kiss and praise but he would rather get cocky and be taught a lesson

J=jack off

He would often and anywhere he's deperate and he's got a high libido

K=kink

Mommy kink

Degradation kink

L=location

Anywhere mostly out of sight the most daring he would get is in a car

M=motivation

Anything he's not hard to please hes not picky with women

N=no

Being hit or feeling like he's actually in danger

O=oral

He loves receiving it getting to facepound you while you do it would make him loose it probably let you gag a little and pull your hair

Giving it he's not very skilled but he could do some wild things to make your eyes roll

P=Pace

Medium mostly not super fast and not to slow he enjoys savoring it but not that much

Q=Quickie

He'd be the one asking for them

R=risk

He is only willing to take few risks nothing that would harm his image he thinks he has of a badass thief

S=stamina

Only enough for like 3 rounds he can't go all night

T=toys

If you ask nicely he may have a few tricks he could use

U=unfair

He'd have all the toys and all the fun while he makes you play mommy and stop him while he just keeps being goofy

V=volume

He's not to loud he pants like a dog more than moaning and groaning

W=wildcard

He'd be so full of energy until like 2 rounds In

X=x-ray

About average he's not very muscled but he did get a bit of strength in prison with the rogues

Y=yearning

He'd be begging for bootycalls and to get someone to please him doing anything to make himself seem better to sleep with

Zzz=how quickly they fall asleep after

He's up long enough to laugh at something stupid and it'll put him to sleep

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I was bored once now I have James Mick snart and axels nsfw abcs keep in mind all headcanons ofc ❤️

A=aftercare

Small kisses and reassuring nuzzles mostly reassuring himself that he didn't suck

B=bodypart

He's proud of his hands because he's really good with his fingers

On his partner he'd probably love anything face eyes smile etc

C=cum

He shoots heavy and creamy he likes getting it on a girls thighs or legs

D=dirty secret

Hed be into cucking but being the guy banginbthe guys wife....so basically homewrecking

E=experience

A bit low but he's watched enough and done it a few times enough to know

F=favorite position

Cowgirl/reverse cowgirl

G=goofy

He's a bit more serious but he'd tease a bit

"Aw look at you getting close,your face looks cute like that"

H=hair

He doesn't really shave often just enough so he doesn't look like an animal

I= intimacy

Very intimate he will wine and he will dine his women he thinks spoiling girls keeps them around longer and just is a gift giver

J=jack off

He does often and a lot mostly so he can just get it gone but pretty often he'll watch something to get him going

K=kink

Obviously he'd love a partner with an ice kink

L=location

He'd love doing it on his desk or in his chair

M=motivation

Just giving him permission and consent is all he needs

N=no

Basic things but also calling him daddy would be a no no he'd think Its cringey

O=oral

He's always down for giving it he loves fingering and licking a lady dry but of course he's not against getting it he may over react a bit but he'll let you go at your own pace

P=Pace

Slow and caring he wants to savor his time with someone especially if he likes them

Q=Quickie

Not against it But he hates not getting to savor it still thinks it's hot

R=risk

Not willing to risk much he doesn't like things like in public or unlocked doors because of his rep

S=stamina

Not much he could only last maybe 1/3 of the night

T=toys

If you ask politely he may use the cold gun ;)

U=unfair

Hes to loyal he would miss his one night stands and call old exes because hes touch starved

V=volume

He isn't very loud he's actually pretty quiet,he doesn't care for praising and dirty talk he prefers to just go

W=wildcard

He's great at fingering because he's got a good trigger finger

X=x-ray

He's pretty average strong male with icy blue eyes and killer thighs he has greater legs than arms because one thing he enjoys is kicking things he froze

Y=yearning

He treats it like a treat you give him a time and a place and he'll cancel about anything

Zzz=how quickly they fall asleep after

He just passes out he can't keep himself up after

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Silly scenario of Harley and boomer fluff cause I can't resist

*Harley cartwheeled out of Arkham happily and got trapped in someone's arms she kicked and swing suddenly hearing a grunt and a thud she turned around to see captain boomerang holding his nose he already had all his gear with him and looked winded*

"shit babe it's just me"

"well that's why ya don't scare me like that boomy"

"pft,I thought it would be all romantic and shit"

*She paused realizing the situation*

"oh,well I guess it was cute and all but I'd like a warning next time...please?"

"sorry harls,still love ya"

*he smiled his face bright red and his cheek swelling*

"boomer did you run all this way"

"maybe,someone unlocked all of belle reeves cells to and I missed ya"

*she kissed his forehead gently embracing him for a moment*

"your like a puppy on Christmas!i love puppies"

"you'd love me more if I was covered in glitter though wouldn't you"

"is that a challenge"

*he slowly backed up holding his hands up just in case*

"no no no! I just got all the glitter out from last time ya tried that"

"aw it'd be so fun! Anyways where we gonna go?"

*as he was about to answer the front doors exploded and out walked the joker Harley paused frozen he quickly pulled her away a bit hard cowering behind some brush Harley glared at him ready to lash out he put a finger to her lips and whispered*

"sorry,sorry I just wanted to getcha outta there I know how much you don't like seeing him"

"really?"

"yea,ya think I could hit him with a boomerang from 'ere?"

"heh probably why? Ya gonna try and defend me"

*she paused seeing him writing "f u joker" on a boomerang*

"really boomer"

"what? There's not enough room to spell all that out"

"it needs a special touch"

*she planted a kiss on the end of the words and took out her own red marker adding her signature diamonds before handing it back*

"now it's ready"

"your so smart harl"

*he threw it and waited hearing a groan before the boomerang was tossed back reflexively he reached up grabbing it the joker not seeming to care taking off with his goons and leaving to wreak havoc they both laughed and giggled in the bushes eventually walking out once the coast was clear and heading to a diner*

Please reccomend me more to write this is so fun

Ok but hear me out now

Maybe it's because Harley Quinn and boomer have always been faves but if poison ivy and Harley wasn't canon I'd ship them

A man who can't exactly protect her but does his best so she ends up being her dominant self still? That's so cute

"aw it's my ex"

"on it love"

*comes back with a bruised face*

"aw honey,leave it to me"

*beats the shit out of joker and rambles adding smth like "and that's for hurting my boomer" and leaving him awestruck and feeling like the center of attention*

He would go out with her and embrace her energetic glee because he to has a lot of energy

Please if there is fanart of them I need it cause they would be so cute also

Harley wears black and red,ok and he has black and blue mainly it would just be so cute

I just vibe with it so bad

skater girl x her boyfriend who didmt even make it on the rink before breaking a bone

The bride x her ugly ass groom

Big clumsy dope x small graceful gf

Gracefully messes up x awfully messes up

Like aaaaa even just as close besties I love them

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Children you have been warned this account specializes in smut and fluff

About me

I go by any pronouns I am pan asexual and genderfluid so you can literally call me whatever

I do art on another account under the name edy the bun so follow it for my art and DC related rambles

I do know other fandoms but I am very obsessed with dc but feel free to throw any request whether I write it good or bad I'll at least give it a shot

I will probably mostly write smut,I can write fluff but I probably will not do angst for my own sanity

Things to keep in mind

I am dyslexic and type fast so if there are spelling errors that is why,also my grammar is terrible so anyone who's looking for perfect English and grammar may want to leave now sorry

I like to write dialogue specifically like a play script it's just a habit I enjoy if that's not your thing I understand

Requests open

I will write for

DC characters

Mad hatter

Heatwave

Captain cold

Axel walker

James jesse

Weather wizard

Golden glider

Wally west

Bane

Captain boomerang

LOBO

And any other DC character I know enough about

I will not write

Watersports

Scat

Incest

Ped0ph1lia

R/pe or anything that simulates that

And the other obvious things

Personal icks

I will use y/n probably but I will not usually give the character written pet names like baby and babe maybe a few times it will be said but I like to balance it out

Ive never been a big shipper and would rather not write ships I don't even vibe with if you can find me some chemistry and enough motivation though shoot!

Also I can tryyyy but I don't think I'd be good at mxm and fxf smut I can give it a shot but it probably won't turn out very good

Pegging,I will not write pegging I've never liked it just a personal thing

You can still reccomend those things but I will most likely be less eager to do them

This is my first disclaimer box I will probably format it better over time please don't just hate on anything i make I can only do my best

[bonewrites]

Children you have been warned this account specializes in smut and fluff

About me

I go by any pronouns I am pan asexual and genderfluid so you can literally call me whatever

I do art on another account under the name edy the bun so follow it for my art and DC related rambles

I do know other fandoms but I am very obsessed with dc but feel free to throw any request whether I write it good or bad I'll at least give it a shot

I will probably mostly write smut,I can write fluff but I probably will not do angst for my own sanity

Things to keep in mind

I am dyslexic and type fast so if there are spelling errors that is why,also my grammar is terrible so anyone who's looking for perfect English and grammar may want to leave now sorry

I like to write dialogue specifically like a play script it's just a habit I enjoy if that's not your thing I understand

Requests open

I will write for

DC characters

Mad hatter

Heatwave

Captain cold

Axel walker

James jesse

Weather wizard

Golden glider

Wally west

Bane

Captain boomerang

LOBO

And any other DC character I know enough about

I will not write

Watersports

Scat

Incest

Ped0ph1lia

R/pe or anything that simulates that

And the other obvious things

Personal icks

I will use y/n probably but I will not usually give the character written pet names like baby and babe maybe a few times it will be said but I like to balance it out

Ive never been a big shipper and would rather not write ships I don't even vibe with if you can find me some chemistry and enough motivation though shoot!

Also I can tryyyy but I don't think I'd be good at mxm and fxf smut I can give it a shot but it probably won't turn out very good

Pegging,I will not write pegging I've never liked it just a personal thing

You can still reccomend those things but I will most likely be less eager to do them

This is my first disclaimer box I will probably format it better over time please don't just hate on anything i make I can only do my best