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borntothemorning · 3 hours ago

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everyone go kiss the nearest butch to you now!!!!!

#sprinting to find the nearest butch holding a bag of hershey kisses

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borntothemorning · 6 hours ago

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They should do a sad ant with bindle emoji. one of my more frequent emotions for sure

#trip…

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borntothemorning · 20 hours ago

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reblog this and put in the tags something you watched that terrified you as a child. i was so scared of the hot sauce in spongebob that i refused to be in the room when it was on

#the regis in the lucario movie. i was so scared of regirock. oh my god

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borntothemorning · 2 days ago

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Google how do i get normal. Speedrun.

#im investing in this one.

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borntothemorning · 2 days ago

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Transcript: "I can't get over how brave you were to destroy all those Securitrons at the fort, you know? Its just gonna make everything so much more, uhhhhhh…challenging! Yeah! …Challenging!"

Please do not spoil who the character or voice actor is in the replies or reblogs. Thank you

I am on vacation! Answers may not be posted right away--please remain patient.

#AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HASHTAG MYWIFE

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borntothemorning · 2 days ago

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there was a tweet like a week ago that said something like "guys you need to stop woobifying Tenna :/" and this week most of the fandom learned that if you take a certain combination of steps Tenna will die cold and alone and literally sopping wet in the rain

#prev you gave him The Consumption and i adopted him out to mettaton which is very funny #because usually im the one thats hopelessly oblivious in video game and fucks things up so bad without realizing #deltarune spoilers

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borntothemorning · 3 days ago

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#heres the thing. ffxiv fans are largely only annoying to other ffxiv fans. ive never seen ffxiv shit breach containment #swifties however. have the unique talent of being so loud and pissing me off everywhere.#looking at kandi patterns? there is at least one who is death threat angry that we’re not calling them friendship bracelets #people got so mad they started harassing a wall art and lightswitch cover artist for calling it a disco ball #ntm harassing fans of literally any other woman in the music industry omfg #getting called a misogynist for thinking its a cheap and sleazy way to stay relevant to release another album version every week #invading discussions about lgbt artists to yap abt the latest gaylor conspiracy. for Once could yall shut up #she’s not even a good lyricist. please god listen to neko case

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borntothemorning · 4 days ago

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

#ive told people straight up 'thank you for being so nice you get my favorite coins of the day :]' and it usually makes them very happy #mean customers get the fugly crusty diseased change.

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borntothemorning · 4 days ago

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