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Rodger mains be like

My main luck goes from decent to 0 whenever I play as Rodger, which I find funny because I imagine they’re all fucking hiding from some magnifying glass who just wants to study them.

Guess with doodle was my first, bet you won’t get it right /j

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Love Yatta’s passive ability & all, but like c’mon now wtf

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north star

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Happy Belated Valentine's Day

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moonberry is so funny because everyone i’ve ever met loves this ships or wants it to burn in hell

moonberry’s a cute name but i like starfruit better 💔

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Nhom nhom

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Inspired by @madcatdaderpydrawer-blog's post about [Glisten failing a skill check]

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I'd peel oranges for you. 🍊

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I dont like faggots like you

sux

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Must be nice being such a dumb slut is cock the only thing on your mind

am i the only thing on your mind? you seem to like me a whole lot

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You're disgusting

Yet you still ovsessively interact with me! Says something about you 🥰 keep wasting your time on me!!

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I giggled

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okay it’s come to my attention that absolutely NONE OF YOU know ANYTHING about how cutie marks work. let me say this simply. a cutie mark isn’t a job being assigned, it’s a special TALENT OR SKILL that the pony enjoys. Most of the time it has a directly transferable job for that skill, like if you enjoy baking and are super good at it WOW! baker. If you are really good at writing and telling stories, author. However, there are some cutie marks that could go multiple ways.

twilight sparkle has exceptional magic ability, so she became a scholar, but she could really do anything that required a good magic skill. same with rainbow dash, her weather controlling job isn’t directly linked to her cutie mark, but it does fit the bill for the job.

i was posed the question of what would a murderer pony’s cutie mark be and wouldn’t everyone know. NO. if somehow murder were to be a special skill, the cutie mark might be something like a knife or a shovel. other ponies might just assume you’re good a cooking or gardening. now with cutie marks like apple jacks, their family has a ‘green thumb’ kind of deal so obviously the cutie mark would be hereditary.

so, the reason i made this post. walter white pony’s cutie mark would NOT be blue crystals. it would be a CHEMISTRY FLASK.

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Before I Knew You Au Mini refs!!

For both PV and The Fount of Knowledge!

Big FOK Ref below (I have posted before but this one is fixed!)

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Looks like the whore is back

I know you missed me, baby. <3

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Poor Pitaya, just wants their hot pink wifey. Fortunately, pastel pink wifey is here! Totally unrelated, but Pitaya loves how sweet the juice is here!